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Posted by Obie on March 18, 2005 at 05:32:28 from (128.180.42.66):
> THE OLD GEEZER > > > > > > The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. > Tom > > had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was > marrying > > a "mail order" bride. > > > > Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom > assured > > him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. > > Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." > > > > Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual > > appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old > man. > > Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully > > suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on > > the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was > a > > good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. > > > > About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the > > new wife?" asked the banker Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant." The > > banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's > the > > hired hand?" > > > > Without hesitating, Tom smiled and said, "She's pregnant too." Moral > of > > the story : Never underestimate an old geezer! > > > > > >
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