Never Underestimate us Old Geezers!

Posted by Obie on March 18, 2005 at 05:32:28 from (128.180.42.66):

> THE OLD GEEZER
> >
> >
> > The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.
> Tom
> > had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was
> marrying
> > a "mail order" bride.
> >
> > Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom
> assured
> > him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be.
> > Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."
> >
> > Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual
> > appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old
> man.
> > Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully
> > suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on
> > the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was
> a
> > good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
> >
> > About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the
> > new wife?" asked the banker Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant." The
> > banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's
> the
> > hired hand?"
> >
> > Without hesitating, Tom smiled and said, "She's pregnant too." Moral
> of
> > the story : Never underestimate an old geezer!
> >
> >
>
>

Follow Ups:

• Re: Never Underestimate us Old Geezers! greenbeanman in Kansas 07:30:48 03/18/05 (0)
• Re: Never Underestimate us Old Geezers! Tim Shultz 06:19:05 03/18/05 (2)
  • Re: Never Underestimate us Old Geezers! Obie 08:29:47 03/18/05 (1)
    • Re: Never Underestimate us Old Geezers! Chuck (CA) One More 17:53:18 03/18/05 (0)

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