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Never Underestimate us Old Geezers!

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Obie

03-18-2005 05:32:28




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> THE OLD GEEZER
> >
> >
> > The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.
> Tom
> > had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was
> marrying
> > a "mail order" bride.
> >
> > Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom
> assured
> > him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be.
> > Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."
> >
> > Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual
> > appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old
> man.
> > Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully
> > suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on
> > the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was
> a
> > good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
> >
> > About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the
> > new wife?" asked the banker Tom proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant." The
> > banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's
> the
> > hired hand?"
> >
> > Without hesitating, Tom smiled and said, "She's pregnant too." Moral
> of
> > the story : Never underestimate an old geezer!
> >
> >
>
>

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greenbeanman in Kansas

03-18-2005 07:30:48




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 Re: Never Underestimate us Old Geezers! in reply to Obie, 03-18-2005 05:32:28  
That is a good one. Thanks for posting it.



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Tim Shultz

03-18-2005 06:19:05




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 Re: Never Underestimate us Old Geezers! in reply to Obie, 03-18-2005 05:32:28  
rather good I think! got any more jokes like that?
Tim



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Obie

03-18-2005 08:29:47




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 Re: Never Underestimate us Old Geezers! in reply to Tim Shultz, 03-18-2005 06:19:05  
Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" Second one says, "No, its Thursday!" Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer." A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "Twelve thirty." Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'" The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'" A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" " No," he replied, "arthritis."

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Chuck (CA) One More

03-18-2005 17:53:18




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 Re: Never Underestimate us Old Geezers! in reply to Obie, 03-18-2005 08:29:47  
A couple in their nineties is having problems remembering
things, so they decide to the go the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but
they might want to start writing things down to help them
remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up
from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?" "To
the kitchen," he replies. She asks, " Will you get me a
bowl of ice cream?" The husband says, "Sure." She gently
reminds him, "Don't you think you should write it down so
you can remember it?" He says, "No, I can remember that!"

She then says, "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top.
You'd better write it down 'cause I know you'll forget it."
He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream
with strawberries."

She adds, "I'd also like whipped cream. Now I'm certain
you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down."
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down! I can
remember that! Ice cream with strawberries! And whipped
cream!" He then grumbles into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen
and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "Where's my
toast?"

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