Re: Never Underestimate us Old Geezers!

Posted by Obie on March 18, 2005 at 08:29:47 from (128.180.42.66):

In Reply to: Re: Never Underestimate us Old Geezers! posted by Tim Shultz on March 18, 2005 at 06:19:05:

Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new
hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but
it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get
a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down
the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and
said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get
a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've
got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"


A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream
parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto
a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a
banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed
nuts?" " No," he replied, "arthritis."

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