Re: Need Help

Posted by Way Up Here on January 10, 2005 at 17:08:03 from (64.42.242.16):

In Reply to: Need Help posted by OT on January 10, 2005 at 13:36:12:

No problem whatsoever, that is a very common problem with anyone who prefers to have a chrome plate in their skull. Here's what to do .... get him to lay on the ground and drive slowly up to his head with your tractors rear wheels and very quickly, pop the clutch so the tractor quickly passes over his head which will cause a positive pressure inside and the chrome plate will quickly pop out. Then, drive a cedar shingle into the slot where the chrome plate was. This must be done very quickly before any grey matter escapes the exit wound. Cedar has natural healing oils in the wood fibres which will stimulate recovery and neutralize any further electrical interference from locomotives or lighning storms. Let us know how you make out.

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