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OT

01-10-2005 13:36:12




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My father has a chrome metal plate in his head as a result of hunting deere drunk with a BB gun. the chrome is peeling and this causes him to hear loud engine noises. It drives me crazy because he can't tell what kind of tractor or locomotive it is. The Yugo he drives sits next to the combine he won't drive because he thinks that combines are too small to be safe on the road. Will this keep the battery in his motorcycle from starting his Piper Cub?(he always has to hand prop it). Any ideas on how to rechrome the plate in his head so that his fiancee will marry him and take him off my hands. Sorry for the long off topic post, but after reading some of the others that are OT, I thought this would be the perfect place to ask for help.

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Hermit

01-10-2005 18:42:41




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 Re: Need Help in reply to OT, 01-10-2005 13:36:12  
I think I saw a kit in the J.C. Whitney catalog that will work.



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Way Up Here

01-10-2005 17:08:03




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 Re: Need Help in reply to OT, 01-10-2005 13:36:12  
No problem whatsoever, that is a very common problem with anyone who prefers to have a chrome plate in their skull. Here's what to do .... get him to lay on the ground and drive slowly up to his head with your tractors rear wheels and very quickly, pop the clutch so the tractor quickly passes over his head which will cause a positive pressure inside and the chrome plate will quickly pop out. Then, drive a cedar shingle into the slot where the chrome plate was. This must be done very quickly before any grey matter escapes the exit wound. Cedar has natural healing oils in the wood fibres which will stimulate recovery and neutralize any further electrical interference from locomotives or lighning storms. Let us know how you make out.

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Plato

01-10-2005 16:36:18




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 Re: Need Help in reply to OT, 01-10-2005 13:36:12  
Plate can be replated, but best if done OUTTA his head. Sure he doesn't have fillings in his teeth of dissimilar metals?



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Paul Munger

01-10-2005 15:32:00




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 Re: Need Help in reply to OT, 01-10-2005 13:36:12  
OT here is what you do. Peel off what precious little chrome is left on the plate in your head and put it on your father's plate (plate headedness is a genetic trait). Then he will not hear the engine noises, you will. His fiance will marry him and the both of them will put you out to pasture to find suitable work. Good luck.



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Platter

01-10-2005 14:14:36




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 Re: Need Help in reply to OT, 01-10-2005 13:36:12  
1st I think your gotta hook iam air battery leads to da plate. Den yau hold is head in der chomin vat for 20 min. Dat'll work..... .



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thurlow

01-10-2005 13:57:55




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 Re: Need Help in reply to OT, 01-10-2005 13:36:12  
Trash the Yugo; a Buick will fix him right up..... ..... .



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Deputy Mitchissippi

01-10-2005 15:39:07




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 NoNoNo ........... in reply to thurlow, 01-10-2005 13:57:55  
There is to be no Buick talk on this board.

OT, sorry bout your daddy.



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Fawteen

01-10-2005 13:47:38




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 Re: Need Help in reply to OT, 01-10-2005 13:36:12  
Well, yer right about one thing: You need help.



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