Farmer is out in the middle of the field, and a fancy city car pulls up along the fence, fancy city man gets out. Pulls out his 12-gage, and blasts away at a quail. Drops the quail, crosses the fence, and heads for the bird. Farmer says "Whoa, stranger, that"s my bird, this"s my land, and you"re on my land, and dont have permission, don"t you pick up that bird." City man says "I"m a lawyer, and I have the rightof possession since I shot the bord, and you didn"t explicily refuse permission, or have the fence posted." Farmer says, "Well, stranger, we disagree. Let"s settle this the country way. "What"s that?" "One of us kicks the other guy three times, then it"s the next guy"s turn, then the first guy, and last man standing gets the bird." Lawyer thinks fast, this old fart, he can"t kick too well, lawyer says "OK, you go first." Farmer hauls off the kicks the lawyer between the legs hard, and drops hiim to the ground. KIckes him in the rear hard, then steps around and kicks him in the side of the head. Lawyer is stunned, but after a while gets up, staggers to h is feet, bloody and knocked around. says "OK, my turn. Hold still." Farmer says, "Oh, go ahead, take it, I didn"t want that bird anyway."
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