Posted by Ultradog MN on February 09, 2013 at 05:46:24 from (174.30.216.68):
Hey Gary, I went up to Tractor Rod's the other day and must have set of his new metal dectector. All of a sudden a siren went off and the next thing I knew I was face down in the snow with hands cuffed behind my back. There were at least a dozen G Men with guns drawn on me and a lot of police dogs barking savagely. I didn't have much of a way to resist as they relieved me of my belt, wallet, keys, change and even the zipper and rivets in my blue jeans. When they stood me up my pants fell down my rear end like those young thugs you see with their pants half down. That's when I saw Rod over at the cash register adding up the booty they took from me. He had kind of a maniacal smile on his face and kept mumbling something about "Thanks for the idea Gary." So I just wanted to say thanks for nothing! I never stole nothing from Rod. Well, except for a rubber pencil that the cats were playing with. And when he saw that in my pocket he secretely charged an extra $99.99 on my credit card. Oh, and his micrometer set which weren't any good as he'd been using them for C clamps for years. The G Men did let me loose after a while and now I have to post a bond that I will buy ALL my tractor parts from Rod at grossly inflated prices. So again, Thanks for nothing. How do you expect a fellow to keep the rent paid if he can't pawn his friend's tools??
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