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Ultradog MN 02-09-2013 05:46:24 174.30.216.68 Report to Moderator	Hey Gary, I went up to Tractor Rod's the other day and must have set of his new metal dectector. All of a sudden a siren went off and the next thing I knew I was face down in the snow with hands cuffed behind my back. There were at least a dozen G Men with guns drawn on me and a lot of police dogs barking savagely. I didn't have much of a way to resist as they relieved me of my belt, wallet, keys, change and even the zipper and rivets in my blue jeans. When they stood me up my pants fell down my rear end like those young thugs you see with their pants half down. That's when I saw Rod over at the cash register adding up the booty they took from me. He had kind of a maniacal smile on his face and kept mumbling something about "Thanks for the idea Gary." So I just wanted to say thanks for nothing! I never stole nothing from Rod. Well, except for a rubber pencil that the cats were playing with. And when he saw that in my pocket he secretely charged an extra $99.99 on my credit card. Oh, and his micrometer set which weren't any good as he'd been using them for C clamps for years. The G Men did let me loose after a while and now I have to post a bond that I will buy ALL my tractor parts from Rod at grossly inflated prices. So again, Thanks for nothing. How do you expect a fellow to keep the rent paid if he can't pawn his friend's tools?? [Reply]   [No Email]
Hobo,NC 02-09-2013 08:19:16 75.117.119.10 Report to Moderator	Re: GB MT in reply to Ultradog MN, 02-09-2013 05:46:24   I dunno if either you are GB have ever talked to each other over the phone,,, Both of y'all sound zackly alike to me I can not tell the difference in yer voices... Y'all must be Twins.... [Reply]  [No Email]
GB in MT. 02-09-2013 07:51:47 216.47.50.170 Report to Moderator	Re: GB MT in reply to Ultradog MN, 02-09-2013 05:46:24   WELL Jerry; I really could not believe, that you would stoop SO LOW, to steal T-Rods cat's play toys, but as Rod, has told me that EVERY time you show up at his Humble Family Buis....SOMETHING always turns up missing!!!!!????? I just LIGHTLY, suggested to him, that he might be better off, to install,....maybe,...an airport scanning sys., along with some FED. Officers, to do 'Pat searches'!!!! I seem to remember you, sending a carb., for me to overhaul, and once I recieved it, I immediatly, saw that you had stolen ALL of the passages, for the carb. kit to be installed in!!!! BTW....did you steal the kit that was supposed to be in with the carb TOO????? I still have that carb, but....I'm dang sure NOT going to overhaul it, UNTIL,....I recieve the $15,000, Postal Money Order from you, that YOU owe for this carbs overhaul!!!!!! I really think, that you should make an appointment, with a 'SHRINK'.....to see if they can help you with yer BIG problem!!!!!!???? Pay-Back's are Lurking, around EVERY corner!!!! Just trying to help ya straighten up there!!!!!! Your Devoted Friend Respectfully Gary....(GB in MT) :lol: :shock: :wink: This post was edited by GB in MT. at 08:09:21 02/09/13. [Reply]  [No Email]
Ultradog MN 02-09-2013 09:39:39 174.30.216.68 Report to Moderator	Re: GB MT in reply to GB in MT., 02-09-2013 07:51:47   Geeze Gary, $15,000 is quite a bit for me to pay. Does it have to be a money order? I do have a check here I could send. It's made of rubber too. That's why I wanted the rubber pencil - to complete my set. I could steal and send you one of Rod's cats too. He's got a bunch of big fluffy ones hanging around his shop. They're kinda dirty, filthy things though. I think he uses them for grease rags. He's too cheap to buy shop rags and the cats clean themselves between uses. [Reply]  [No Email]
Wild Child 02-09-2013 10:06:18 54.241.66.240 Report to Moderator	Re: GB MT in reply to Ultradog MN, 02-09-2013 09:39:39   Jerry you should see my new security system. I have installed a security shack at the end of the driveway, just like Menards. You will have to check in and out. And in the shop you will have to pass through a metal detector when you come and go. This should curb the loss of products. :))) [Reply]  [No Email]
rd 2n in mo 02-09-2013 08:13:53 76.214.52.149 Report to Moderator	Re: GB MT in reply to GB in MT., 02-09-2013 07:51:47   ??????????????????????????????????? [Reply]  [No Email]
HCooke 02-09-2013 12:41:04 70.195.0.204 Report to Moderator	Re: GB MT in reply to rd 2n in mo, 02-09-2013 08:13:53   Cabin fever! [Reply]  [No Email]