Posted by bendee on December 15, 2009 at 19:24:29 from (124.254.65.152):
jokes, Two ladies talking in heaven.
Ist Woman. Hi Barbara 2nd Woman. Hi Sylvia, how did you die?
1st.. I froze to death. 2nd... How horrible
1st... It wasn't so bad, after I quit shaking from the cold I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd... I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating so I came home early to catch him in the act but instead I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st.. So what happened? 2nd... I was so sure there was a woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.I ran up into the attic and searched then down into the basement then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere and finally I became so exhausted that I keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman.. Too bad you didn't look in the fridge,we'd both still be alive.
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