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Posted by NC Wayne on May 10, 2006 at 22:46:45 from (152.163.100.74):
Hey guys, I just got this in an email and thought ya'll would get a kick out of it....It's just so full of thrugh it has to be funny....
Doctors:
> (A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000
> (B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
> (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
> Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services
>
> ************************************
> Guns:
> (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80
> million)
> (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
> 1,500
> (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%
> Statistics courtesy of the FBI.
> So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
> than gun owners.
> Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.
>
> FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE
> DOCTOR
> Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors
> before this gets completely out of hand!!!
>
> Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on
> lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical
> attention.
>
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