Not so fast.

Posted by Mark - IN. on July 21, 2005 at 20:26:24 from (205.188.117.66):

In Reply to: OT / This is more dangerous than farming! posted by Illinois Boy on July 21, 2005 at 09:51:25:

This farmer orders a high tech milking machine, and since it arrived while his wife was out of town, he figures he'd try it out on himself. He inserts his...manhood, turns it on, and since it's automatic, it just takes care of...things, and he realizes that it's much more pleasurable than his wife too. When he...gets done, he shuts it off but it won't release his...manhood. He reads the manual, presses all of the buttons, but it just won't let go. So, he calls the manufacturer's tech support hotline and asks the guy, "When this thing's done, how do I get it to let go of the udder?", to which the guy replies, "Don't worry, as soon as it measures 2 gallons, it'll let go on it's own".

Mark

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