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OT / This is more dangerous than farming!

Illinois Boy · 2005-07-21

And you thought farming was dangerous... This farmer orders a high tech milking machine, and since it arrived while his wife was out of town, he figures he'd try it out on himself. He inserts his...manhood, turns it on, and since it's automatic, it just takes care of...things, and he realizes that it's much more pleasurable than his wife too. When he...gets done, he shuts it off but it won't release his...manhood. He reads the manual, presses all of the buttons, but it just won't let go. So, he calls the manufacturer's tech support hotline and asks the guy, When this thing's done, how do I get it to let go of the udder? , to which the guy replies, Don't worry, as soon as it measures 2 gallons, it'll let go on it's own . Mark This farmer orders a high tech milking machine, and since it arrived while his wife was out of town, he figures he'd try it out on himself. He inserts his...manhood, turns it on, and since it's automatic, it just takes care of...things, and he realizes that it's much more pleasurable than his wife too. When he...gets done, he shuts it off but it won't release his...manhood. He reads the manual, presses all of the buttons, but it just won't let go. So, he calls the manufacturer's tech support hotline and asks the guy, When this thing's done, how do I get it to let go of the udder? , to which the guy replies, Don't worry, as soon as it measures 2 gallons, it'll let go on it's own . Mark Hope his life insurance is paid up?? Hope his life insurance is paid up?? I had a job like that for 32 years: teaching high school. I had a job like that for 32 years: teaching high school. What about people in the building behind? What about people in the building behind? Sawtooth, Makes you wonder if they were shooting BBguns, paint ball or 7.62x39 with that wood fence and buildings just the other side of it. Sawtooth, Makes you wonder if they were shooting BBguns, paint ball or 7.62x39 with that wood fence and buildings just the other side of it. Looks like someone found an excellent job for that boy. Hope it pays good. Looks like someone found an excellent job for that boy. Hope it pays good. Yes, but it's good for population control also. Yes, but it's good for population control also. And anybody dumb enough to sit there needs that job. Harley And anybody dumb enough to sit there needs that job. Harley Harley - I hear ya' - Hope those new recruits shoot better than my cousin... Considering this is the Chinese Military, I doubt he has much say in the matter!!!! Harley - I hear ya' - Hope those new recruits shoot better than my cousin... Considering this is the Chinese Military, I doubt he has much say in the matter!!!! Never doubted it when Veterans tell me Chinese Military wore sneakers during the Korean War. Looks like they still do today. Danny Never doubted it when Veterans tell me Chinese Military wore sneakers during the Korean War. Looks like they still do today. Danny Looks like quite a job when the shooter has a nice lob shooter like a 32 special or a 44-40 or 38-55. Looks like quite a job when the shooter has a nice lob shooter like a 32 special or a 44-40 or 38-55. The caption should read HERE'S YOUR SIGN! The caption should read HERE'S YOUR SIGN!

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Illinois Boy

07-21-2005 09:51:25

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And you thought farming was dangerous...

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Mark - IN.

07-21-2005 20:26:24

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Not so fast. in reply to Illinois Boy, 07-21-2005 09:51:25

This farmer orders a high tech milking machine, and since it arrived while his wife was out of town, he figures he'd try it out on himself. He inserts his...manhood, turns it on, and since it's automatic, it just takes care of...things, and he realizes that it's much more pleasurable than his wife too. When he...gets done, he shuts it off but it won't release his...manhood. He reads the manual, presses all of the buttons, but it just won't let go. So, he calls the manufacturer's tech support hotline and asks the guy, "When this thing's done, how do I get it to let go of the udder?", to which the guy replies, "Don't worry, as soon as it measures 2 gallons, it'll let go on it's own".

Mark

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shannon from ohio

07-21-2005 16:37:31

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Re: OT / This is more dangerous than farming! in reply to Illinois Boy, 07-21-2005 09:51:25

Hope his life insurance is paid up??

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Rod in Smiths Falls, ON,

07-21-2005 15:09:58

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Re: OT / This is more dangerous than farming! in reply to Illinois Boy, 07-21-2005 09:51:25

I had a job like that for 32 years: teaching high school.

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sawtooth

07-21-2005 13:11:40

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Re: OT / This is more dangerous than farming! in reply to Illinois Boy, 07-21-2005 09:51:25

What about people in the building behind?

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Coldiron

07-21-2005 20:53:21

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Re: OT / This is more dangerous than farming! in reply to sawtooth, 07-21-2005 13:11:40

Sawtooth, Makes you wonder if they were shooting BBguns, paint ball or 7.62x39 with that wood fence and buildings just the other side of it.

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RustyFarmall

07-21-2005 11:55:52

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Re: OT / This is more dangerous than farming! in reply to Illinois Boy, 07-21-2005 09:51:25

Looks like someone found an excellent job for that boy. Hope it pays good.

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Oliver

07-21-2005 10:39:52

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Re: OT / This is more dangerous than farming! in reply to Illinois Boy, 07-21-2005 09:51:25

Yes, but it's good for population control also.

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Harley

07-21-2005 12:25:05

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Re: OT / This is more dangerous than farming! in reply to Oliver, 07-21-2005 10:39:52

And anybody dumb enough to sit there needs that job. Harley

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Illinois Boy

07-21-2005 12:51:58

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Re: OT / This is more dangerous than farming! in reply to Harley, 07-21-2005 12:25:05

Harley - I hear ya' - Hope those new recruits shoot better than my cousin...
Considering this is the Chinese Military, I doubt he has much say in the matter!!!!

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Danny Tabor

07-21-2005 13:39:57

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Re: OT / This is more dangerous than farming! in reply to Illinois Boy, 07-21-2005 12:51:58

Never doubted it when Veterans tell me Chinese Military wore sneakers during the Korean War. Looks like they still do today.

Danny

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KRUSS

07-21-2005 13:47:52

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Re: OT / This is more dangerous than farming! in reply to Danny Tabor, 07-21-2005 13:39:57

Looks like quite a job when the shooter has a nice lob shooter like a 32 special or a 44-40 or 38-55.

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Ray,IN

07-22-2005 21:49:54

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Re: OT / This is more dangerous than farming! in reply to KRUSS, 07-21-2005 13:47:52

The caption should read HERE'S YOUR SIGN!

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