Humor - even when we listen we are wrong :)

Posted by ShepFL on February 02, 2005 at 11:24:13 from (155.14.78.39):

Gents - This is the story of our lives...

A fella was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, and the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened, and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb a$$!"

The moral of the story: Even when us fellas are listening, we are still gonna get it WRONG!

Grins from soggy, chilly FL

Follow Ups:

• Re: Humor - even when we listen we are wrong :) Joe in Minnie 14:38:28 02/02/05 (0)
• Re: Humor - even when we listen we are wrong :) Stan - Florida 12:32:30 02/02/05 (5)
  • Re: Humor - even when we listen we are wrong :) ShepFL 17:33:45 02/02/05 (1)
    • Re: Humor - even when we listen we are wrong :) john in la 19:16:24 02/02/05 (0)
  • Re: Humor - even when we listen we are wrong :) ShepFL 17:15:17 02/02/05 (0)
  • Re: Humor - even when we listen we are wrong :) ShepFL 17:15:14 02/02/05 (0)
  • Re: Humor - even when we listen we are wrong :) ShepFL 17:10:11 02/02/05 (0)
• Re: Humor - even when we listen we are wrong :) Roy Shields 11:54:52 02/02/05 (0)
• Re: Humor - even when we listen we are wrong :) RAS 11:43:43 02/02/05 (0)
• Re: Humor - even when we listen we are wrong :) thurlow 11:34:23 02/02/05 (1)
  • Re: Humor - even when we listen we are wrong :) Harley 19:29:19 02/02/05 (0)

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