Humor on a cold day

Posted by Butcher on January 29, 2004 at 10:33:33 from (67.1.97.73):

On a tour of Montana, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
mountains for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in
the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of
the woods. A helpless man, wearing sandals, Hawaiian shorts, a
save-the-whales tee shirt and a tree-hugger hat was struggling
frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a
10 foot grizzly.

As the pope watched horrified, a group of loggers came racing up. One
ran up and quickly fired a 44 mag into the bear's chest. The other two
reached out and pulled the bleeding semiconscious man from the bear.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and
hauled it to their truck. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned
them
to come over. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told
them. "I heard that there was bitter hatred between loggers and
environmental activists. But now I have seen with my own eyes that this
is not true." As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies "Who
was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact
with
God, and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he
sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait
holding up okay, or do we need to go back to Missoula and grab another
one?"

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