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Terrorist...or just a farmer?
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Posted by Buzzman72 on January 02, 2004 at 06:02:55 from (67.241.15.148):
I read in the paper a couple of days ago that the guv'mint has told folks to watch out for people carryin' copies of almanacs with them, 'cause they might be terrorists. SO...does Al Queida need to know the proper sign of the moon to blow somebody up? Come to think of it, if you've got an almanac, and access to ammonium nitrate and diesel fuel, you just might be a terrorist, instead of a farmer. And if you've got access to some "annie" [anhydrous ammonia] and some ether, and you're carrying a package of Sudafeds, you just might be a drug dealer with a meth lab, instead of a farmer with a cold trying to start a tractor. Or, as "Pogo" said: "We have met the enemy...and he is US." Put your hands above your head, stand up facing the barn door, and spread your legs...now SLOWLY bring your hands down behind your back...[click...click}...you have the right to remain silent...
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