Posted by FBH44 on December 04, 2015 at 05:29:48 from (64.85.217.236):
In Reply to: Re: Funny posted by FBH44 on December 04, 2015 at 05:06:43:
Old boy driving down the road, comes across a chicken by the side of the road. Driving 50. Chicken takes off, running alongside, keeps up easy. Old boy is amazed. Speeds up to 60, chicken keeps up. Speeds up to 70, chicken keeps up. Old boy notices chicken has THREE legs, is galloping along going calump-calump-calump... calump-calump-calump... Comes to a farm driveway, the chicken takes off up the drive. Old boy, just has to stop, go back, find out what the heck??? He turns around and goes up, finds the old farmer in the barn yard. [ Might be the same old farmer... ] He gets out, goes up to fence to ask sbout the chicken, notices the barn yard is FULL of three-legged chickens. He asks "Say, sorry to bother, but I just saw your three-legged chicken, chasing me, and now your barn-yard FULL of three-legged chickens, If you don't mind, telling me, what in the world??? Farmer laughs, tells him "Well my three boys each like the thigh and the drumstick, and only way to keep peace was to specialize in three-legged chicken, so I grow them. Specialize in them." Mans laughs, says thanks, gets back in car, then thinks "Say, by the way, how do they taste?" Old famer says "Walll, we don't know, never have caught one."
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