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supergrumpy

08-18-2006 10:54:33




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Can't Afford Beer Anymore..??

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.

I mentioned her spending $85.00 on make-up, $150 for a cut & color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins, $900 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership.

I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she did not.

She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

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Kelly C

08-18-2006 20:56:56




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 Re: OT-sexist humor in reply to supergrumpy, 08-18-2006 10:54:33  
Ok just so you guys know. Its some thing like this.
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Darin in Nebraska

08-18-2006 19:53:05




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 Re: OT-sexist humor in reply to supergrumpy, 08-18-2006 10:54:33  
That's funny right there, I don't care who you are....



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Johnski

08-18-2006 16:53:00




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 Re: OT-sexist humor in reply to supergrumpy, 08-18-2006 10:54:33  
I told the misses once " I cannot understand how God could have made you so beautiful but so stupid." She explained it to me thus, " He made me beautiful so that you would be attracted to me and he made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!" LOL Jf



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Midwest redneck

08-18-2006 14:14:38




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 Re: OT-sexist humor in reply to supergrumpy, 08-18-2006 10:54:33  
Isnt sad what women pay for haircuts, fingernails, and the regular BS. It is too bad that my wife doesnt have a better sense of what is important.



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rottenrobert

08-18-2006 18:23:39




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 Re: OT-sexist humor in reply to Midwest redneck, 08-18-2006 14:14:38  
Yeah, what the heck turn the lights out and get with it and it don"t matter what the accessories look like.



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mjbrown

08-18-2006 16:48:24




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 Re: OT-sexist humor in reply to Midwest redneck, 08-18-2006 14:14:38  
Whats sad is if they are doing it for us they are wasting the money 'cause we aren't paying that much attention.



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noncompos

08-18-2006 11:38:23




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 Re: OT-sexist humor in reply to supergrumpy, 08-18-2006 10:54:33  
I"m surpised you can still type---or did the nurse do it for you?



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Harley

08-18-2006 12:05:38




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 Re: OT-sexist humor in reply to noncompos, 08-18-2006 11:38:23  
He gets out of the hospital Thursday noncompos.



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Harley

08-18-2006 12:10:19




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 Nuther one in reply to Harley, 08-18-2006 12:05:38  
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?


Nothing. She didn't listen the first two times.



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old

08-18-2006 12:20:35




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 Re: Nuther one in reply to Harley, 08-18-2006 12:10:19  
Is that like the one about this old farmer tthat got married. The mule bluck when leaveing the wedding and he wipped it, Then the mule did it again and he whipped it again. the mule did it a 3rd time and he shot the mule. Well his new wife got real mad at him and yelled at him. He said thet one, she shut up. LOL

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730virgil

08-18-2006 14:51:31




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 Re: Nuther one in reply to old, 08-18-2006 12:20:35  
old, the guy that told me that one said it was about some farmer from mo .



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