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Turke Bros. Far

08-12-2006 19:42:49

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My oldest brther called me, he lives near Birmingham, AL. A far steach from mid Michigan. He told me a funny story. My nephew who is 7, started first grade this week. One of the things they were discussing was a story they read about Chicken Little and the sky is falling.The teacher asked the students what would your parents reaction be if Chicken Little told them the sky is falling? He proudly stood up and in front of everyone said, my daddy's first reaction would be" holy sh@* we got a talking chicken!". Shortly after that he found were the principal's office is and how fast a phone works. Poor little guy! well he's definately a Turke! Ha!

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730virgil

08-13-2006 17:46:38

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Re: O/T VERY FUNNY in reply to Turke Bros. Farms, 08-12-2006 19:42:49

tall kid wasn't talking yet still in diaper and had wet it . his mom had just finished putting new one on him and he pooped in it . she didn't even have it pinned ! she said "oh shut" ! tall kid laying there saying " sh sh sh" . she looked at me and said " is he trying to say what i think he is " ?

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Bob-Wyo

08-13-2006 13:36:18

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Re: O/T VERY FUNNY in reply to Turke Bros. Farms, 08-12-2006 19:42:49

Guys it may not be behind you yet. We had our 55th class reunion this spring and my country school teacher was there and sure enough knew me, and said I'm going to ask you one more time ,that was you that put that 6' bull snake in the piano, wasn't it? NOPE think some one left the door open during recess,(it was my story and i'm sticking to it). Man you should have seen her face when she lifted the lid on that ole upright piano and looked to see why some of the keys wouldn't work. needless to say school was out for the day. You would think they would forget little things like that, shucks back then with no radio or TV you had to make your own entertainment.LOL
Bob.

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Dan in Ore

08-13-2006 13:31:36

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Re: O/T VERY FUNNY in reply to Turke Bros. Farms, 08-12-2006 19:42:49

When our grandson was 4 years old, it was my turn to return him to Ohio where he was living with his mother. He had spent the summer with his grandma and I.

I was in the dining room packing my stuff and he and grandma were in his room packing his things. Ryan came out and said "grandpa, I need a plastic bag". That to me is a pretty open statement, so I asked Ryan "what kind of bag do you need". Without hesitation or thougt he came back with "an empty one".

It was like duhhhhh grandpa, a full one won't do us much good.

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jmixigo

08-13-2006 07:21:57

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Re: O/T VERY FUNNY in reply to Turke Bros. Farms, 08-12-2006 19:42:49

My son, who"s now 22, was three years old when he, his then seven year old sister, his mom, and I made a trip to Sears in Columbus, Ga. My wife and kids went to some other section of the store and I went to the tool section. While Mom tried on dresses she allowed my daughter to take my son to the restroom. When she had her clothes back on she went to check on the kids. When I heard the commotion in the plumbing department I went to see what was going on. My wife was crying and yelling, my daughter was down on the floor laughing, and about 30 people were watching my son "make big stinky" in a display toilet.
Figuring my wife had every thing under controll, I just sneaked on out to the car.

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Nebraska Cowman

08-13-2006 04:55:14

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Re: O/T VERY FUNNY in reply to Turke Bros. Farms, 08-12-2006 19:42:49

reminds me of a neighbor boy years ago. Got his mouth washed out with soap. His comment to the teacher... "Damn good soap"

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Don-Wi

08-12-2006 23:16:12

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Re: O/T VERY FUNNY in reply to Turke Bros. Farms, 08-12-2006 19:42:49

I can't remember the first time I said sh!t in class, but I know I was pretty young. My teacher got so upset that I swore, but then I says "But Teacher, it's all I do!!! I step in it, I scrape it, I haul it, I smell it, it even has it's own flies!!!" She kinda dropped it, just told me not to say it in class ever again.....

I think I used the same explanation every year to a new teacher, and I used it quite alot in high school with all the different teachers I had, and it just kinda slipped out once in a while.

Donovan from Wisconsin

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paul

08-12-2006 22:49:49

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Re: O/T VERY FUNNY in reply to Turke Bros. Farms, 08-12-2006 19:42:49

Went to country school for the first 3 years. 1st grade, there were 4 of us in the class. Teacher had suggested making egg nog for the Christmas season (we could even call it that back then...) and when we came back from Christmas vaccation teach ask us if we all made the egg nog.

Terri says, "Mom said she's not making any of that b s." Only she used more than the letters.

We went on to our English lesson pretty quick.

--->Paul

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Davis In SC

08-12-2006 19:52:43

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Re: O/T VERY FUNNY in reply to Turke Bros. Farms, 08-12-2006 19:42:49

Back in the 1960's, my Mom had several books by Art Linkletter, They were something about "Kids Say The Darndest Things"... Considering the era they were from, I am sure they had to delete or change a lot of things, but those books were funny !!! A lesson to be learned, you really have to be careful what you say around kids, 'cause they sure will repeat it !!!

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in-too-deep

08-12-2006 19:46:25

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Re: O/T VERY FUNNY in reply to Turke Bros. Farms, 08-12-2006 19:42:49

Two ice cream bars are sitting in a freezer. One ice cream bar says to the other "Brrrr, it sure is cold in here." The other ice cream bar says, "Whoa a talking ice cream bar!!"

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