Women

Still with me? So, they'll start telling their girlfriends and stuff how thoughtful and sensitive you are, unaware that you're just reading their intercepted playbook and using it to your advantage, their disadvantage. Then once they're comfortably right where you want them, you become a guy again and cut them off at the friggin knees.

One last thing about Cosmo, if you read it backwards, like playing some songs backwards on the record player, satanic messages. LOL.

And two last bits of advice. Guys are stupid - every woman alive knows it and has told us that so many times, we'll never be able to count them. Right? Heard it a million times? Well, next time you do something stupid (supposedly), as you'll surely hear, you simply remind them of how stupid we are, and they know it because they've told us a gazillion times, to which they'll agree, and then you go right back to what you were doing before they yelled at you, as they walk away. Can use that one a couple of times before get clobbered with a skillet.

The last bit of advice, the "nuclear option" when they start getting real upity... ask them "In history, how many women Presidents of these United States of America have there been? Huh? Huh? Huh?". Oh, that one will get you sleeping on the couch, in the garage, or the barn, but sometimes it's just what you have to do.

Mark

Called her from 5 hrs away at the 3 dealer I went to that I was on my way home, had found an '01 Dodge Cummins that said bring me home. Just tonight, I laid out bills to mail on the table, some are split bills (she had about $200 on a credit card to come out of the house acct, she never blinked that the rest of the bill was huge. In fact the only thing she has said bad this week was when I told her that I had filled the fuel tanks (2000 gallons of diesel and 2000 gallons of propane), and she couldnt believe how much it was, not that I had spent it but that it had gone up so much

jim

Have a great day.
Jay

Some don't have a wife to complain about such things. Makes tractor buying alot easier but I guess having a wife has other fringe benifits also ;-P

jt

Maybe your's is too small ?

Feller came in one night expecting a good home cooked supper. Wife wanted to eat out but husband didnt and started to gripe about how much it would cost. Tell me again,she says, How much does it cost to keep them cattle out there.
They went out for supper.

steveormary