Hanoverian Horses??

Wife was kinda wanting to know all about this third tractor that is coming to live with us.

Now all of a sudden, she is shopping online for a Honaverian Stud? Hmmmmm mmm.

Am I in deep, deep trouble here?

Allan

When a horse misbehaves, you could be in real trouble, when the tractor misbehaves, you can always turn it off.

When you can't afford to feed your tractor, no problem...with horses however.....

Tractor exhaust generally floats away on the breeze, horse exhaust however requires the use of a shovel....

When you put the tractor away for the day, you don't need to brush it down and pat it and tell it that it was a "good tractor" (although maybe some of us do)

When the tractor dies, it at least has scrap value and doesn't require the digging of a large hole....if it dies in the winter, it doesn't matter that there is frost in the ground....(and don't even bring up the rendering facility....my wife might be reading this....)

I could go on for a while longer, but I will probably get enough guff from the horse lovers out there..... .remember, I said I don't particularily mind the horses (like I said, my wife might be reading this..... )

Mark.

So guys here is a picture of Allen next year exercising the wife’s horse.

Trouble? Perhaps! depends on the size of your, or rather HER wallet! If the link works, note pricerange!

She's been talkin' "horse" for six weeks now. Heck, I thought it would go away, die down and she'd forget it.

Hmmmm, not now after the latest tractor disclosure session. :>)

Allan

In my case, uncle Andy was a master of the understatement. :>)

Allan

Well...don't know much about that particular breed, but I think you know enough about equines to know that yes, my friend, you are in a bit of a fix.

"It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required."
Author: Stephen B. Leacock

Hope ya kept it short and sweet (I didn't LIE to ya...I just FORGOT the real price! --famous last words) or you might see her shoppin for a show trailer to tow behind your truck....THAT'S when the real dollars start running for cover!

Every blessed detail. Found out a long time ago, ya never lie to anyone. Especially your wife! :>)

Wanna know the best part? She actually thinks that this whole farmin' idea was her's. Silly girl! :>)

Allan

I thought she was taking that 966 news awfuly darned well. :>)

Allan

Tim

David

Go back to grindin' hay in your darned Grinder-Mixer. You're really gettin' on my nerves! LOL!

Signed,

Poor Allan (and I do mean poor!)

If Mamma aint Happy Nobody Happy.

This from a diplomatic scourse.

1 Dont tell all of the truth. 2 Never tell a lie. 3 And dont ever pass up a bathroom.

steveormary

steveormary

6866691, boot camp company # 249, 1963. There's no way a guy would ever forget that darned number. :>)

Allan