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ShepFL

01-05-2005 08:38:46

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Tx Wimmens -

A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With super-human strength, born of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

She put his riggin' in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw....

The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off with that rusty dam saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!

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Ken Crisman

01-05-2005 11:14:27

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to ShepFL, 01-05-2005 08:38:46

That's what ought to be done to those child molestors . Then maybe it would slow down .

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greenbeanman

01-05-2005 12:24:12

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to Ken Crisman, 01-05-2005 11:14:27

"That's what ought to be done to those child molestors."

Rapists too, only with a shotgun.

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buickanddeere

01-05-2005 10:47:56

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to ShepFL, 01-05-2005 08:38:46

Isn't funny to me. Wife had me fixed for her Christmas present.

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JDB

01-06-2005 11:17:45

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to buickanddeere, 01-05-2005 10:47:56

Be carefull. Just because you quit reloading doesnt mean the gun is empty! Always treat a gun like it is loaded until you know it is not.

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buickanddeere

01-07-2005 20:31:26

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to JDB, 01-06-2005 11:17:45

I wonder how long it takes the ammo to go stale and fail by missfiring? More chance of that happening than firing off rounds until the magazine is empty.

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Indydirtfarmer

01-05-2005 16:18:07

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to buickanddeere, 01-05-2005 10:47:56

Look at it this way....At least she didn't do it with a rusty saw!

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Bob

01-05-2005 11:24:29

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to buickanddeere, 01-05-2005 10:47:56

Well, if you got your equipment fixed for her, you must at least get to use it once in a while! That's more than some of us can say!

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ShepFL

01-05-2005 12:09:26

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to Bob, 01-05-2005 11:24:29

Many dittos on that un'!!

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Mark - IN.

01-05-2005 17:17:02

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to ShepFL, 01-05-2005 12:09:26

Yep, what would be the point of getting a nicely polished screwdriver for a present if aren't allowed to use it for it's intended purpose, so to speak? And maybe several times a day at that? "Thanks Dear, this is just about the best darned tool anyone has ever given me in the whole wide world, and I intend to use it at least once a day, starting right now". Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Mark.

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buickanddeere

01-06-2005 06:33:33

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to Mark - IN., 01-05-2005 17:17:02

She's getting to the age where she is now interested. I'm getting to the age where I tell her, I'll be there when the movie/news/game/beer is finished. Then fall asleep on the couch.

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NukemJack

01-05-2005 10:10:16

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to ShepFL, 01-05-2005 08:38:46

Well, THAT made everything shrink up and hide!!

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RustyFarmall

01-05-2005 08:42:50

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to ShepFL, 01-05-2005 08:38:46

OUCH!!!

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Van in AR

01-05-2005 09:57:57

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to RustyFarmall, 01-05-2005 08:42:50

OUCH is right! I got me a Missisippi wife, would probably hand me a chainsaw!!!
Van

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sibby(Aus)

01-05-2005 14:29:29

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to Van in AR, 01-05-2005 09:57:57

Yeowwwww Mine just turned into a belly button lol, cheers fellas.

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rustyj14

01-11-2005 11:26:13

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Re: Humor - Don't Mess with . . . in reply to sibby(Aus), 01-05-2005 14:29:29

Well, as i tell all those young whippersnappers--get all ya can, when ya can, because when you get as old as me (80) you find out you can't push a wagon up hill using a rope! by: rustyj

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