Geese problem again

I need to kill them. They won't eat the alka seltzer.

Suggestions?

Try what one of the local golf courses does. Tie some strong fishing line - monofilament line(the heaviest you can find),to some short posts positioned all around the pond. Tie it in a checkerboard pattern across the pond or wherever they like to land. The lines should be 10-15' apart and 1-2' above the water surface. When the geese try to land the first time, they will get clotheslined since they can't see the line on top of the water! Might be fun to watch the first few. I suppose you will have to tighten the lines after a few crashlandings though.

Many years ago, decades before Rottweilers got fashionable, our neighbors and good friends had one, Ellsa, and they had geese. Everyday them geese would come after her, and it seems everytime she'd had enough and go back after them was about the time the mom (Mrs. Eads) would come out and catch her, then whack her a few times with a broom for goin at them geese. One day the entire family went away for a few hours, and made the mistake of leaving Ellsa out, and when the geese came peckin, no one was there to stop Ellsa. When they got home, was nothin but feathers and dead geese everywhere. Ellsa finally got even.

Get someone to loan you a modern day Ellsa, problem solved real permanent like. LOL.

I have a pond in my yard. They stay all year and my neighbors don't feed them.

Enjoy your day.

• Scare Birds

I know the vineyards use cannons to keep the birds from eating the grapes.

Could you shoot blanks?

I'm sure your local extension office could offer some suggestions.

Our lab chases birds. The turkey vultures won't even fly over our property.