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Joe

01-08-2004 14:30:14




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Don't have any mad cows but couple got pissed off today when I was a little late putting out the bale of hay.




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Marcus Haberichter

01-08-2004 18:10:57




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 Re: Mad cow in reply to Joe, 01-08-2004 14:30:14  
MY daughter came up with this today. Her freind wanted to go to McDonalds for lunch and she didn't. Her logic: McDonalds first thre letter are McD... Mad Cow Disease... They went to Bruger King instead.



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Funny Guy

01-08-2004 17:23:17




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 Re: Mad cow in reply to Joe, 01-08-2004 14:30:14  
Here's an original joke that I made up myself a number of years ago:

What is the name of the women's professional basketball team in Chicago?

Answer: The Chicago Cows

Do ya like it?



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Larry NE IL

01-08-2004 20:50:37




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 Re: Re: Mad cow in reply to Funny Guy, 01-08-2004 17:23:17  
Don't quit your day job



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Paul in Mich

01-08-2004 18:10:32




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 Re: Re: Mad cow in reply to Funny Guy, 01-08-2004 17:23:17  
Mrs O'Leary had the perfect solution for Mad Cow Disease.



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T-Bone

01-08-2004 16:22:46




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 Re: Mad cow in reply to Joe, 01-08-2004 14:30:14  
I had some happy cows today. Turned them in on some Winter pasture. I think they were smiling, but I could only see their bottom teeth(Ta-Hee, Ta-Hee)!



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buickanddeere

01-08-2004 16:20:58




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 Re: Mad cow in reply to Joe, 01-08-2004 14:30:14  
Why do they call it " PMS "? Because" Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.



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john

01-09-2004 05:14:03




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 Re: Re: Mad cow in reply to buickanddeere, 01-08-2004 16:20:58  
Wife said that is not even funny.
But I thought so.



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S-oooo Frustrated

01-08-2004 18:08:05




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 Re: Re: Mad cow in reply to buickanddeere, 01-08-2004 16:20:58  
puickndear- Don't know what PMS and "mad cow' have in common, but sure would hate to meet your old lady. Does she foam at the mouth, trip and fall down a lot too?



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buickanddeere

01-09-2004 05:24:20




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 Re: Re: Re: Mad cow in reply to S-oooo Frustrated, 01-08-2004 18:08:05  
She does foam at the mouth after I tick her off, but it's me that "trips & fall down". That's how I explain the bruises.



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Bob

01-08-2004 17:13:44




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 Re: Re: Mad cow in reply to Dave in GA, 01-08-2004 15:54:53  
Be thankful you don't live in New York State.



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paul in Mich

01-08-2004 18:07:43




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 Re: Re: Re: Mad cow in reply to Bob, 01-08-2004 17:13:44  
Bob, Posession is 9/10's of the law. Better there in N.Y. than D.C.



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john

01-08-2004 15:32:06




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 Re: Mad cow in reply to Joe, 01-08-2004 14:30:14  
NO Mad Cows here either.
But do have one Mad owner and a few scared cows.

The Deer hunts were out last weekend with the dogs. Well they got after a smart deer that took the chase off the deer lease and onto non lease land. It went on for a good while the deer jumped field fence and the dogs could not follow as easy.

The cows were going crazy with all the dogs barking at the fences and trying to get through and running across the fields.

Well deer season ends Jan 18th.

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Fern(Mi)

01-08-2004 14:39:26




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 Re: Mad cow in reply to Joe, 01-08-2004 14:30:14  
Took my wife out the other day. When our waitress mentioned Mad Cow, I told her, "Give my old lady anything she wants.



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Terry H

01-09-2004 05:54:18




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 Re: Re: Mad cow in reply to Fern(Mi), 01-08-2004 14:39:26  
Soooo, was the couch comfy that night?

Terry H



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Fern(mi)

01-10-2004 11:20:25




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 Re: Re: Re: Mad cow in reply to Terry H, 01-09-2004 05:54:18  
COLD!



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