Dumb

She will have to agree with you, and in a day or two, you will be forgiven because she will not be able to admit that she was wrong. Let's face it, she, they knew that we were stupid before she and we even met, but she still took up with us. She, they can't go back on that, because to do so would be admitting that they were wrong, and that aint gonna happen. BUT...you just used your one time, absolutely twice at the most if spread out over two or more decades, GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card, and you do use it more than once within two decades, her divorce lawyer will set you straight, all the way to her bank.

Good luck.

Mark

My Grandpa once told me, "When I was young, I was so handsome I had to throw mud on the windshield of my car so all the girls would think I was freckle-faced." He also would say "That river's so muddy all the fish have to swim backwards to keep from getting dirt in their eyes."

Vito

If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

We are donating my wife's ( gift from her father)
old 1961 Ford Tractor to a farm museum
How do we put a value on it ( has a front bucket)

Couldn"t hit a bull in the A** if you were sitting on it backwards with a banjo...

Couldn"t hit the broad side of a barn if you were standing inside it.

Colder than a witches t*t in a brass bra in the middle of January

Hotter than blue billy he**

So dumb he thinks the Mexican border pays rent

couldn"t scratch his AZZ with a hand full of fish hooks

his closest DNA match was a coconut

You can catch more flys with honey than you can with vinegar,but if you really want flys,you can't beat a dead possum.

Couldn't track a bull in a foot of snow.

Kinda like Paul Revere's ride, a little light in the belfry.

Not the brightest bulb on the porch.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

A couple of oars short of a full boat

Dumber than a hedge fence