My first time . . . :)

OT HUMOR!

It was my first time ever & I'll never forget
I'd do it again without a single regret. The sky was dark, the moon was high
We were all alone - just she and I. Her hair was soft; Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do. Her skin so soft; her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine. I didn't know how but I tried my best
I started by placing my hands on her brest. I remember my fear; my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame
All at once the white stuff came. At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever

At milking a cow...

NOW ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS..
AND BEG FORGIVENESS