: : I was reading posts here and wondered what happened to "tool talk"??? One of my favorite and most used tools is a set of wobble extensions that allow the socket to reach around obstructions. Another cool tool is the Roloc disc and pads that attach to a die grinder or drill and are used to remove old gaskets, they work great!! Anyone else want to talk tools? : Cool Tool The coolest I have in my box is the long, thin, expanding-hook pick-up tool. You know, the one you use to get the bolt that you invariably drop onto the top of the cylinder head when the valve cover is off and then ends-up sitting over the oil drain-back hole just waiting to fall into the crankcase. Then you take this beauty, which has amazingly just become the most cherished tool you could ever own, and with nervous sweat in your eyes and thoughts of how much of an ass your going to feel like and how much you will hate yourself if the bolt falls into the crankcase, you try with all the skill of a brain surgeon to grasp the bolt and move it to higher ground. To get rid of the pre-removal jitters, it helps to swear at something, or stomp your feet hard and begin to pray to the god of shade-tree mechanics how you'll keep a cleaner shop if he just lets you grab that bolt. It also helps to reason that if the bolt does fall into the crankcase, you really wanted to take off the oil-pan and check to see that everything is okay down below. You know, you will still hate yourself and now really feel like an ass because you weren't good enough to catch the bolt and actually let it fall out of reach, but at least you can verify that yes indeed, everything is okay down below, the oil in the pan is really slimy, and you're giving up your tools for bowling as soon as you finish this last job. : So far I'm about 5-for-5 (lucky)in using this cool tool to get my, er, uh, dumb ass out of jambs. I'm probably due for another adventure soon, as I haven't had to use the tool in over 6-months. The god of shade tree mechanics I think wants to see me grovel, I just feel it in my bones. : As to where the real men have gone, they all went out to the garage with a six-pack when Clinton got elected. We're in a holding action right now, trying not to lose too much ground. Come on over, and don't forget the beer. We'll be back, Damn strait. Damn Strait and F#&@ an A.
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