RETIREMENT BONUS

Between any TWO Points on or in his body, the officer got to choose what those two points would be, so the First officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes, he walked out with a bonus of $72,000

the Second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes, he walked out with $96,000.

the Third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured, replied, from "the tip of my weenie to my testicles."

It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received, but the Old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him,

Providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer. The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop em" which he did, the Medical Officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back, Dear Lord! he suddenly exclaimed, where are your testicles ???

The Old Chief calmly replied, "Vietnam".

the only reason you get angry, is because you live with Hate in you, and can't stand to see what the bible says, too bad for you,

Now I'm mad at myself for even responding to your closeminded blabbary.

The bible is very clear to those who follow and believe, but for them who won't, pay the price.

it says, Train up a child in the way he should go, and he will not depart from it when he is old, It also says, Long hair is a shame on a male.

I am finding more and more gay's turning up, if a parent allow their very young child boy to act out like a girl, he will think he's part girl, and that's a real shame for them who do such things to their children.

Common Sense is not so Common ..... ....

Those who trust to chance, must abide by the results of chance. Don't make excuses, make good....

Gene

Now if you can't handle that, ya have to visit a different planet...

and when He put in His Word, It is a Shame for long hair on a male, HE SURE WOULD NOT GO against His Own Word, ....

Seems when God does one thing, man would do something to go against it .... Hmmmmm mmmmm...

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after, Education can train, but not create intelligence.

I feel sorry for you for "Hating" the bible like that, like I said, all I do is quote it, and that brings out the Hate and Ugly in them who love to hold hands with Satan,

I have had a lot of folks send me "private notes" telling me to cool off, because sending my Pearls to Swine is also in the bible, so I'll take their advise and step back from my quotes, of course that will make you happy as well.

by the way, a Troll is a dwarf OR Giant in Scandinavia == and a folklore story and sayings living in caves or hills, handed down from generation to generation, so maybe you should think about growing up some day...

I can give advice, but I cannot give the wisdom to profit by it. you either have it, or you don't have it, Good Luck !

Do you go to a hardware store to buy fast food? probably not, and noone comes here to hear your drivel about what a godly person you are.

I realize i said that for nothing because YOU WILL NEVER GET IT.

people like you want to be in "control" of others, and say what you say, you being Ugly and hateful toward the bible, can't stand that kind of advise and react, that would be a qualified Bone Head.

If you don't like it,,,,, don't look,,,, most can get along with out you for sure.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Aliens, I knew it!

That would put our economy under, for sure.

Man's best successes come after their disappointments...