You may have heard..A London Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glascow copper. He thinks he is smarter than the cop,because he is a Lawyer from London and is certain he has a better education than any Jock cop.He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glascow cops expense, Glascow cop says. Licence and Registration please. London Lawyer says..what for? Cop says..ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign. Lawyer...I slowed down and no one was coming. Cop says...Ye still didnae come to a complete stop.Licence and Registration please. Lawyer...Whats the difference? Cop ...The difference is, Ye huvte come to a complete stop, that's the law.Licence and Registration please. Lawyer..If you can show me the legal difference between slow and stop, I'll give you my Licence and Registration and you give me the ticket,if not,you let me go and not give me the ticket. Glascow cop says..Sounds fair,exit your vehicle,Sir. London Lawyer exits his vehicle. Glascow cop takes out his batton and starts beating the #@%$* out of the lawyer, and says. Dae ye want me to stop,or just slow down.
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