OT political wiring diagram for high voltage

My question is that although these call to me are very personal to only a very select few of us, does anyone have a wire diagram to put extreem high voltage into my phone system. Sorry I can not say why I want this, it is a secret project I'm working on.

I signed up for the do not call registry on line, and got more junk E-mail than I could sort through in a life time. (thank you good ol USA government) Anyway, I think I will call this special project (or machine) that will be in every household a very special name. The first names that come to mind is, HEY YOU SORRY A$$ POLITICIAN CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???? maybe then I could make history when I asked a politian for this simple answer and not first hear ----- -WELL FIST OF ALL----

Yea I'm on a roll here, When I hit them with high voltge they would not say ----HARD WORKING---instead it may be rather --- I"M hard hearing----

Perhaps Not incumbent,but rather impuuudent

Golly gee I will be able to afford a whole bunch of old tractors, or at least be able to afford the ones I do have now.

Seems ol Sad damn has adapted some of our principals and ways the way he carries on in the court room like many of our attorneys do. He does make as much sence as alot of our judges. It does also seem like their court rooms make as much sence as ours.

I suppose I best not bad mouth the attorneys as I probably will need one if my invention works like planned.

just venting over alot of calls this week and week end. Hope you find some humor in this. NE IA Dave

And one I heard yesterday seemed to say the wrong things about the candidate that other advertisements said about the opponent. As if the tape made by a celebrity wasn't proofed after reading.

With all the mud in the air, I'm concluding that "none of the above" is the proper vote, that none of the candidates have the honesty or capability to fill the offices they seek.

Gerald J.

I have heard the political groups check voting records and if you have voted absentee they won't waste the money trying to call you.

Let me know what you come up with on your device at the next VRWC meeting:-P

jt