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Hook Magazine Wife Swap

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Gary H Team Or

07-08-2007 12:41:08




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I saw an ad in the back of the latest Hook looking for a tractor puller who wanted to swap wives, I thought ok, but who would want to part with a good pulling tractor for her? Any way, here goes, 55 yrs old , dyed blonde, good cook, will swap for a big inch allis 4500 or5000 div 4 or5 . Any takers?




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LumbrJakMan

07-09-2007 07:54:22




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 Re: Hook Magazine Wife Swap in reply to Gary H Team Orange Peel, 07-08-2007 12:41:08  
HMMMM OK i will bite. Does she know how to Stack firewood,Gut Deer ,Change the Oil on a Powerstroke,and bring new levels of excitement to a truck coming home from the Dump fuller than wehen it left?



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Ken B.

07-08-2007 18:53:22




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 Re: Hook Magazine Wife Swap in reply to Gary H Team Orange Peel, 07-08-2007 12:41:08  
I know Jeff and what he ment he can lock up his tractors and not go to jail and they don't B%$#ch when he dust them off.hehe



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Ken B.

07-08-2007 18:53:08




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 Re: Hook Magazine Wife Swap in reply to Gary H Team Orange Peel, 07-08-2007 12:41:08  
I know Jeff and what he ment he can lock up his tractors and not go to jail and they don't B%$#ch when he dust them off.hehe



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Jeff Oliver

07-08-2007 12:48:28




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 Re: Hook Magazine Wife Swap in reply to Gary H Team Orange Peel, 07-08-2007 12:41:08  
I made a commitment years ago to never trade for anything I have to feed. Think thats why I have tractors and motorcycles. If I don't want to look at them for 6 months they can sit in the shed with no problems or griping...LOL!!!!



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ShaggyM

07-08-2007 15:39:21




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 Re: Hook Magazine Wife Swap in reply to Jeff Oliver, 07-08-2007 12:48:28  
So locking the wife in the shed won't get you away from the BI#$HING. Darn!!
Just kidding! Shaggy



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Jeff Oliver

07-09-2007 15:45:52




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 Re: Hook Magazine Wife Swap in reply to ShaggyM, 07-08-2007 15:39:21  
hehe you have obviously never met my wife..... LMAO!!!!! The worst part would be when she got out of the shed, and she WOULD get out! Hehehehe But either way ya still gotta feed 'em..:)



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ShaggyM

07-09-2007 16:30:44




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 Re: Hook Magazine Wife Swap in reply to Jeff Oliver, 07-09-2007 15:45:52  
But just think of the FUN you could have while she is in there!!
And I didn't say I would lock her up in my shed.
HAHAHA!!



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