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ihbrad
01-23-2005 09:27:08
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We have our Annual banquit coming up and since I'm the MC I am looking for Humerous tractor pulling jokes and one liners. Thanks!
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jdeere70
01-25-2005 08:56:27
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ihbrad, 01-23-2005 09:27:08
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I had an official at an antique pull once ask me where my John Deere G came from. I replied "Waterloo Iowa, they made 64000 of them there"
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WTW
01-24-2005 12:39:07
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ihbrad, 01-23-2005 09:27:08
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Why do tractor puller all have the same size balls? ---- So they can borrow each others trailers!!
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Mopower
01-24-2005 05:58:39
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ihbrad, 01-23-2005 09:27:08
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My Dad asked our aging farmer neighbor (in his 90s) why he farmed with his Olivers and never had any John Deere tractors. He thought about it a minute and replied "Have you ever hear of anyone stealing an Oliver?"
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jpl300
01-23-2005 17:13:52
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ihbrad, 01-23-2005 09:27:08
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Hey, Why farm half, when you can Farmall.
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William Pearson
01-23-2005 16:49:27
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ihbrad, 01-23-2005 09:27:08
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Years ago this question was asked on the garden tractor forum;
"What is the rarest John Deere garden tractor model?"
My reply "The one that could out pull a Wheel Horse!".
Bill in Richmond ,Va.
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rk
01-23-2005 14:53:40
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ihbrad, 01-23-2005 09:27:08
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Have you ever wondered why there are so many john deere tractors at the antque tractor shows? They made antiques 20 years longer than anyone else.
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Kurt-AllisPuller
01-23-2005 13:33:11
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ihbrad, 01-23-2005 09:27:08
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Tractor Pullers "Do It In The Dirt"
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thejdman01
01-23-2005 12:13:14
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ihbrad, 01-23-2005 09:27:08
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by the looks of your name IH brad jsut tell people what you pull with asumming by your name you pull ih and that should give the jd people a good laugh. sorry i had to i know no color wars.
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slowsmoke
01-23-2005 12:05:27
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ihbrad, 01-23-2005 09:27:08
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Did you hear the joke about the smart puller with a moline? - - - There isn't one!
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ChadS
01-23-2005 11:45:34
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ihbrad, 01-23-2005 09:27:08
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What did the Farmall M say to the John Deere G? "You got second Place!" LMAO! ChadS
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ollieman
01-23-2005 21:24:07
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ChadS, 01-23-2005 11:45:34
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And what did the 88 oliver say to the farmall M?? If the JD g got second, i guess that means you were 3rd huh??
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ChadS
01-24-2005 08:42:04
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ollieman, 01-23-2005 21:24:07
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Yep, but still got one sittin on deck! IH 460 says to Ollie 88, "Its show time" ChadS
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ollieman
01-24-2005 16:16:50
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ChadS, 01-24-2005 08:42:04
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And the 88 says to the 460,besides the fact your too new to qualify for antique, let me use a massey head and run 460's RPM's and i will still own the "Show Time"
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ChadS
01-24-2005 19:42:53
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ollieman, 01-24-2005 16:16:50
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Good Olivers are tough to beat. I wish our club would let 58 models in,,, Id say use what you have available. IH are like the ollies., engine swaps are just as fun in both rides! Been thinking bout an 88 for a deadweight puller, I have a 50 OL 88 sitting behind the shed with a bad engine, (Stuck) How lite can a 88 get with out chopping it up with 77 parts? ChadS
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MIke N Mo
01-23-2005 14:51:10
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to ChadS, 01-23-2005 11:45:34
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Chad I'd say the "G" getting second would be very good compared to the "M" getting DAL (kinda like the John Deere B's to your H)
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ChadS
01-23-2005 15:42:42
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Re: Tractor pulling jokes + Humerous one liners in reply to MIke N Mo, 01-23-2005 14:51:10
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Now that's the joke he needs to tell rite there! Cause the JD had the bragging rights! LMAO! Just when the IH thought it was said n done, fat lady was warming up, then she got interupted by the sight of a JD pulling it out the door. Couldnt throw enough food at her to take her attention from that! Good burn! ChadS
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jokes
01-23-2005 09:30:50
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Slightly off color -- Re: Tractor pulling jokes + in reply to ihbrad, 01-23-2005 09:27:08
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Hey, did you hear about the guy with the 10" crank?
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jd730
01-23-2005 10:51:39
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Re: Slightly off color -- Re: Tractor pulling joke in reply to jokes, 01-23-2005 09:30:50
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You can always tell a tractor puller but you can't tell them much.
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Sweeper
01-23-2005 19:26:35
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Re: Slightly off color -- Re: Tractor pulling joke in reply to jd730, 01-23-2005 10:51:39
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Nothing runs like a deere, nothing smells like a john.
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Ohio Case
01-24-2005 05:31:21
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Re: Slightly off color -- Re: Tractor pulling joke in reply to Sweeper, 01-23-2005 19:26:35
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Nothing runs like a deere............... when its chased by a case
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superih
01-24-2005 13:07:24
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Re: Slightly off color -- Re: Tractor pulling joke in reply to Ohio Case, 01-24-2005 05:31:21
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do you know why they paint JD"s green and yellow? Green so they can hide in the grass when the Farmalls go by and Yellow is the reason why
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