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Oh Where, Oh Where is Spotter's Chair

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Weighter

10-08-2003 17:59:05




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Oh where, oh where
Is Spotter�s chair?
He�s looked high
And he�s looked low.
But where is it at?
Nobody knows!!
Sweeper�s daughter seems to have gotten the blame,
She even thought he was playing a game.
It seems it was swapped at the Batesville show,
Seems he got one with no arms and he won�t let it go.
At Michigan City he pissed and moaned
He cried, spied and even groaned.
Hoping to find the guilty guy
Who caused the tears to come in his eye.
I wish someone would bring him the chair,
Before he pulls out his old grey hair!!!!!
A simple mistake was the cause,
But he wouldn�t care if it were Santa Clause.
Truth be known it�s the Fat Lady�s chair,
So if you got it please beware,
Cause Spotter just gotta have that ten dollar chair.

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Spotter

10-10-2003 09:25:12




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 Re: Oh Where, Oh Where is Spotter's Chair in reply to Weighter, 10-08-2003 17:59:05  
A nice bit of prose from someone who obviously has little knowledge of the facts surrounding the subject he is trying to describe. A blatant attempt by a "stall" poet (i.e. one who has honed his poetic skills on the walls of numerous truck stop restrooms) to humiliate someone who espouses the concept of personal responsibility.

His endeavors at "iambic pentameter" tend to break down near the end of his little rhyme which shows his complete lack of formal training and he tends to reveal his true personality as he moves away from the subject of the misplaced chair to a more confrontational attitude toward the major character in his bit of tripe.

A pronounced inferiority complex is evident from the fact that he wishes to hide his true identity behind a psuedonym. No doubt an individual with a propensity toward baldness as he emphasizes his comment about "hair" with, not one but, five exclamation marks.

Finally, his disdain for women is made clear in a follow up post when he refers to "feminine behavior". By admission in the words of his poem, he portrays a behavior that he finds unacceptable but then terms it as "feminine" in the follow up. A perfect example of a "henpecked" husband who most likely comes home from pulls to be enundated with "honey-do's".

In conclusion: If one does not have a dog in the hunt then it's best he leave his gun at home, too!

Spotter

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Weighter

10-16-2003 10:31:41




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 Re: Re: Oh Where, Oh Where is Spotter's Chair in reply to Spotter, 10-10-2003 09:25:12  
Very well written. Clearly the work of a very articulate individual and not that of a immature addolescent worried about somebody else's chair.

Have a good day. Hen Pecked ain't too bad.



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Wide Front SM Puller

10-10-2003 19:08:56




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 Re: Re: Oh Where, Oh Where is Spotter's Chair in reply to Spotter, 10-10-2003 09:25:12  
As Slim Pickens said in Blazing Saddles-"You move your tongue prettier than a $20 wore."



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Hillbilly Hooker

10-10-2003 20:12:04




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 Re: Re: Re: Oh Where, Oh Where is Spotter's Chair in reply to Wide Front SM Puller, 10-10-2003 19:08:56  
That is no doubt some shurnuff perty talking! Spotter remember that we are hillybillys and I aint sure if them fancy werds you are a sayin are real werds or if you been a takin spellin lessons from Piston. H.H.



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Spotter

10-11-2003 06:45:39




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 Re: Re: Re: Re: Oh Where, Oh Where is Spotter's Ch in reply to Hillbilly Hooker, 10-10-2003 20:12:04  
H.H.
I can talk "billy", too. It's just a matter of typing a little slower..LOL..Spotter



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Hillbilly Hooker

10-08-2003 19:48:07




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 Re: Oh Where, Oh Where is Spotter's Chair in reply to Weighter, 10-08-2003 17:59:05  
Thats a very touching poem!!



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PISTON

10-09-2003 04:29:28




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 Re: Re: Oh Where, Oh Where is Spotter's Chair in reply to Hillbilly Hooker, 10-08-2003 19:48:07  
IT TOUCHED ME ALL RIGHT, CANT SAID WHERE HE HE,THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE,



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Weighter

10-09-2003 08:55:57




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 Re: Re: Re: Oh Where, Oh Where is Spotter's Chair in reply to PISTON, 10-09-2003 04:29:28  
Just wanted it to fit his feminine behavior.



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