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tlak

03-16-2001 06:04:16




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THE RAFFLE WINNERS

Bubba & Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when the decided
to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets
each at a dollar a pop.The following week, when the raffle was drawn,
each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet
spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a
toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the
neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked
his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti! How about
you, how's that toilet brush?"

"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."

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tlak

03-17-2001 06:38:24




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 Re: Joke in reply to tlak, 03-16-2001 06:04:16  
I remembered a story that goes with this that I probably had suppressed. I worked for the railroad on the track and we had stopped work because a passenger train was going to pass through, so I went up on a hill in some bushes to do my business #2. When I was in the process I heard the passenger train passing and I turned to look and there was a big hole in the the bushes about eye level with the windows of the train. So I turned around and finished because I figured they couldnt identify me.

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Dumb Logger

03-17-2001 06:09:35




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 Re: Joke in reply to tlak, 03-16-2001 06:04:16  
Poor Bubba probably got a bad rash from that brush, should have got one with softer bristles...Good one tlak



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oh brother...

03-17-2001 03:46:05




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 Re: Joke in reply to tlak, 03-16-2001 06:04:16  
that's an "oh brother" or worse, a "aw-c'mon... that's really bad" I don't get it. He used toilet paper to clean his toilet?



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PAUL8N

03-16-2001 06:39:03




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 Re: Joke in reply to tlak, 03-16-2001 06:04:16  
THIS FORUM CAN USE A GREAT JOKE LIKE THAT. WHAT A GREAT BOARD ABOUT TRACTORS. HOPE IT STAYS CONSIDERING I JUST BOUGHT THIS 8N AND IT HASEN'T BROKEN DOWN YET AND HOPING YOU ALL ARE HERE WHEN IT DOES. THANKS TO ALL. PAUL



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