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Best tractor for running over terrorists?

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Hans

03-06-2003 21:51:59

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How about a JD 830?

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03-08-2003 18:51:47

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

JD 9420 with Triples, with a dozer blade up front and a 28 foot shredder behind, running at them in highway gear!

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Slow down

03-09-2003 08:32:08

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Re: Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to JW, 03-08-2003 18:51:47

When you get that shredder over them stop and let it chop them up in little bitty pieces, then feed it to the hogs

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The Dukester

03-10-2003 08:59:04

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Re: Re: Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Slow down, 03-09-2003 08:32:08

Hogs can get trichininosis from eating garbage, especially from where those terrorists come from. Just grind it up fine and incorporate it in with dry fertilizer. It would be best to plow it under, but I don't wanna suggest that and half the USDA after me.

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03-09-2003 12:34:00

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Re: Re: Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Slow down, 03-09-2003 08:32:08

My hogs have a higher standard than that.

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jared

03-07-2003 20:40:03

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

a tractor with studded tire chains, and a logging winch on the back. hook on to a bunch of them and then pull them through a lagoon full of hog stuff first and then up and over a tree. with the winch you can hook on to several at a time, and you can't leave them in the lagoon, because it cant get contaminated.

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one a (A ONE) or 52 b (B-52)

03-07-2003 19:25:16

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

either one will work just fine, but using both will just get it over with quicker.

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4020 466

03-07-2003 17:31:54

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

that is easy use a farmall, why send any deere's over there. couldn't stand it if i got a nick i the paint. my tractors are made for farming not some desert. just think of all that camle poo poo on the tires ewe

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Larry E

03-07-2003 19:33:10

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Re: Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to 4020 466, 03-07-2003 17:31:54

You sound sick ,stick with your own sight,

We don't need you

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4020 466

03-07-2003 19:45:46

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Re: Re: Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Larry E, 03-07-2003 19:33:10

what, sick? if i wanted to send someting over it would be that hunk of crud farmall 460 and watch that one get full of camel #%#$. i am happy were my deere sits. that 4020 is to good for them pos's. if you think that poorly of your tractor you souldn't own one.

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Yea,send a Farmall!

03-07-2003 17:48:29

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Re: Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to 4020 466, 03-07-2003 17:31:54

Dang Deere wouldnt get the job done good enough!Nick in the paint,heck that must be why Deeres are so purdy!Scared to get out and do any work with it!

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John from minnesota

03-07-2003 13:57:21

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

Anything close to a steam roller, steel wheels would do the trick too.

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Dave 2N

03-07-2003 13:09:14

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

I think my 70 with the loaded 14.9 tires would be just the ticket for this job. New brakes last fall so this baby can "stop on a terrorist" and balance on him for awhile!

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AlbertoV05

03-07-2003 12:45:14

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

My 60 LOVES to run a 72" Bush Hog; I've even got high-lift blades to stand everything up before wacking it off! And for a use such as this, there's really NO reason why it has to be wound up to 542 spins at the shaft!
Calcium in the rears and the chains are still on her..... .

Al in Iowa

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G Taylor

03-07-2003 10:00:26

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

Something very slow that has something to do with hogs. Heavy enough to cripple and maim but not quit enough to kill. Leave them to suffer for a while and see if their "friends" help. A win either way. If they do help assist, let the cripple be a burden and example to the rest. Ever notice the liberal world and all Arabs complain about how some select groups of Moslems are suffering. Odd how the wealthy Arabs won't open their wallets and help but the Infidel Christian west provides more aid than anyone else.

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F-I-T

03-07-2003 09:25:09

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

How 'bout a 70D and 227 picker, with sheller attachment.....

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Toot

03-07-2003 09:16:52

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

unstyled G on skelton steel - make several passes as if you were compacting something

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JD70Jim

03-07-2003 07:24:54

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

Use something that has an old JD #45 loader. Use the bucket with the long manure tines onit, and then, you use the loader like a medeivel knight out for a joust. You spear them with the tines, and then dump them in a hog manure filled pit! Then you go back for more!

Another fine use of an implement would be to use a Brush cutter, although I am wondering if a disc type mower conditioner would also work.

Yet another possibility: feed them head first through a grinder mixer (to make hog feed of course!)

I suspect the very best thing to do with terrorists is let the Army and Airforce blast them to tiny bits of goo, in their own country!

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farmer jones

03-07-2003 19:16:39

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Re: Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to JD70Jim, 03-07-2003 07:24:54

Why pollute the hog manure??? I think an A would do just fine. Well maybe that should read A-1. Of course a 52 b would work, well maybe a B-52. I think one of those new MAOB pushed out the back of a c-5-a will stir up enough sand that they won't want to wait around to see if we got more than one. We should have finished this 12 years ago. Just think how different America would be today.

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farmer jones

03-08-2003 10:16:57

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to JD70Jim, 03-07-2003 19:49:49

You are right. Good idea.

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Preacher John

03-07-2003 07:05:17

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

Any tractor you can get your hands on

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Steve from Mo - make mine a Cat D9

03-07-2003 06:59:40

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

Just wanna make sure, you know. A smaller dozer with angle blade would be nice for quick burials.

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Chances R

03-07-2003 06:24:40

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

Out of my collection it would have to be my 1918 Aultman Taylor 30-60 (gas). It surely would do it with the weight being 26000 pounds.

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Haybaler

03-07-2003 06:21:27

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

Definitely whatever it is needs to be on steel

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Jack

03-07-2003 06:07:02

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

A Freight shaker with a big wide reinforced bumper with an overdirive trans for good speed and momentum cause you dont want them to get up from it.

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Stan - Florida

03-07-2003 05:15:41

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

I'm not sure a wheel tractor or even a Quad Trac would do the job - snakes can slither through a pretty small space, and they're quick, too.

Maybe a road roller of some kind?

Stan

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Gene C.

03-07-2003 04:47:45

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

They can use my JD 70 any day for such a good cause.

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Bob

03-07-2003 04:41:34

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

A Model B, low gear, idling slow. Start at their feet, and on up towards their skull. A B is light enough so they won't expire immediately, and will give them a little time to think about those 72 virgins before their head pops like a ripe melon.

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03-07-2003 04:32:24

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

I'm pretty much green to the bone, but I'd have to go with a CaseIH STX Quad-Trac for making them the flatest. Empty shipping weight on them is 50,000# plus.

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jd nutty

03-06-2003 23:40:18

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

better i would suggest a big ole red one, but the terrorist would get away!!

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6030 guy

03-06-2003 23:38:26

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

try a 6030

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Brandon

03-06-2003 23:05:39

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Re: Best tractor for running over terrorists? in reply to Hans, 03-06-2003 21:51:59

I can't resist! You're right about the 830; though it should be on steel, preferably with extension rims as well!

Brandon

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