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Tractor Ten commandments

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Gibby

12-20-2002 07:57:42




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1.Thou shalt not love thy tractor more than the wife and children,as much,but not more.
2.Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors tractor,nor his shop,nor his battery charger.
3.Thou shalt not store thy tractor out of doors,except for thy modern iron.
4.Thou shalt not read Antique Power on company time,for thy employer makes it possible to continue thy tool payments.
5.Thou shalt not despise thy neighbor's Case,nor his John Deere,nor even his 2N on steel.
6.Thou shalt not allow thy daughters nor thy sons to get married during the holy days of the national convention.
7.Thou shalt not deceive thy wife into thinking thou art taking her for a romantic drive when indeed,thou art going to look at another tractor.
8.Thou shalt not promise thy wife a new addition to thy house then use it to store tractors.
9.Thou shalt not tell thy spouse the entire cost of the restoration,at least not at the same time.
10.Thou shalt not buy thy wife a floor jack for Christmas.

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pcy

12-21-2002 02:25:54




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 Re: Tractor Ten commandments in reply to Gibby, 12-20-2002 07:57:42  
THE NO 1 RULE,, THOU SHALL HAVE NONE OTHER THAN FARMALLS BEFORE ME, or ac, jd , mh whatever brand you are loyal to,



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scottAR

12-20-2002 16:41:59




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 Re: Tractor Ten commandments in reply to Gibby, 12-20-2002 07:57:42  
Gotta watch your step, my wife is wanting to quit teaching school. She says she is tired of supporting my farming habit.



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redrev

12-21-2002 19:10:22




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 Re: Re: Tractor Ten commandments in reply to scottAR, 12-20-2002 16:41:59  
That's a bummer alright. My wife up and retired also and now I can't afford all them red tractors I'd like to have. Oh well, at least she doesn't complain about the ones I have all over the back lawn and pluggin up the barns.



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Jimbo in AR

12-20-2002 18:29:16




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 Re: Re: Tractor Ten commandments in reply to scottAR, 12-20-2002 16:41:59  
Well at least she hasn't threatened to take the kids and leave town if you don't quit. That got me out of the business 5 years ago!



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Kendall

12-20-2002 13:32:06




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 Re: Tractor Ten commandments in reply to Gibby, 12-20-2002 07:57:42  
number 9 should be at the top of the list



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Mitchissippi . . . But . . .

12-20-2002 12:12:27




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 Re: Tractor Ten commandments in reply to Gibby, 12-20-2002 07:57:42  
...where else are we gonna go when we take a drive?



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Oooops

12-20-2002 10:45:12




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 Re: Tractor Ten commandments in reply to Gibby, 12-20-2002 07:57:42  
I gotta take the floor jack back after reading #10



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Dick Davis

12-21-2002 03:06:57




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 Re: Re: Tractor Ten commandments in reply to Oooops, 12-20-2002 10:45:12  
If there was an 11 commandment it would be, "Never selleth thy tractor for regret will follow thee all the days of thy life and thy teeth will nash forever." Nope that's gotty be number ONE! Dick



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