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Posted by NC Wayne on May 10, 2006 at 22:46:45 from (152.163.100.74):
Hey guys, I just got this in an email and thought ya'll would get a kick out of it....It's just so full of thrugh it has to be funny.... Doctors: > (A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000 > (B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000 > (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14% > Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Dept. of Health & Human Services > > ************************************ > Guns: > (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80 > million) > (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is > 1,500 > (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875% > Statistics courtesy of the FBI. > So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous > than gun owners. > Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do. > > FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE > DOCTOR > Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors > before this gets completely out of hand!!! > > Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on > lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical > attention. >
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