Couple neighbor kids recently decided to run into town for supper. The one with his school permit drove and decided to run down to the highway instead of staying on county roads. They had the following conversation:
Hey dumb***, you might want to slow down (doing 80 in a 65)
Hey dumb***, you might want to pull over for those flashing lights
Hey dumb***, you might want to put your seatbelt on
So he pulls his seatbelt waaayyy out and clicks it in, instead of pulling it down over his shoulder.
He got to keep his school permit, but got a couple fines and probation.
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Today's Featured Article - The 8N and the Fox - by Zane Sherman. Dec. 13 1998, Renfroe, Alabama. Last niht I dreamed about the day that I plowed the field of about 10 acres over on what Jimmy and Dandy called the Ledbetter field. I was driving the 1948 8N Ford tractor that Jimmy bought in 48 new This was prebably in about 1951 and maybe even befor the house was built. This would have made me to be about16 years old and I drove the tractor for nothing and would have paid to drive it if I had had any money which I didn't, but neit
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