Another joke for a very cold morning

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'.

Jose says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say?'

Carlos sign reads, 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'

Jose says, ' No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars.'

Carlos says, 'So what does your sign say?'

Jose shows Carlos his sign it reads, 'I only need another $ 10.00 to move back to Mexico!

I can tell you something else. All the Mexican women here are doing their best to get pregnant and are doing a very good job if it too. Ive been in this plant almost 1 1/2 years now and most of them have had a baby in that time and the ones that havnt are pregnant now.
And 99% of the babies are from black males. It seems that the spanish women dont like the white race.

Dont get me wrong now im not a racist by any means. These are just facts as i see them in my daily work place.

Just my 2 cents.

Randy