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O.T. wives and the last word

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farmerjohninbpa

08-14-2007 20:54:56




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had one of those disagreements yesterday morning with lovey,,you know the little stupid ones over nothing. so as they always go both parties quiet down and not say a word to eachother,,the old basic hold your position stance! we, in the truck headed for the store last evening and as we went past a barn yard, on down the road, there were mules an goats out front. so i figured i would break the ice,,so i said,are they some relative of yours? she looked at me and said yes they are ! MY IN LAWS !! we both laugh like kids..

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Pooh Bear

08-16-2007 03:53:56




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to farmerjohninbpa, 08-14-2007 20:54:56  
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

He then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a better lover than you."

Again the wife stays quiet and just speeds up as her anger increases.

He says, "I want the house." Again the wife speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

He says, "I want the kids too." The wife just keeps driving faster, and faster, now she's up to 80 mph.

He says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too."

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as he says, "Is there anything you want?"

The wife says, "No, I've got everything I need."

He asks, "What's that?"

The wife replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"

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Larry NE IL

08-15-2007 20:32:06




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to farmerjohninbpa, 08-14-2007 20:54:56  
"It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed your a$$ out all day long" Oh well, I never been much of a singer!



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Andy Motteberg

08-15-2007 20:29:24




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to farmerjohninbpa, 08-14-2007 20:54:56  
That is in the jokes on Country Talk.



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pcy1066

08-15-2007 10:48:48




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to farmerjohninbpa, 08-14-2007 20:54:56  
heck sounds like you guys are lucky my wife goes from sounding like a adult on charlie brown cartoon to a chrysler starter with the bendix stuck,



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georgeky

08-15-2007 20:41:12




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to pcy1066, 08-15-2007 10:48:48  
You guys are cracking me up with all this.



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MF Poor

08-15-2007 09:50:27




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to farmerjohninbpa, 08-14-2007 20:54:56  
First words outta my mouth just about every morning. "I'm sorry". She always ask's "For what". To which I reply, "Whatever it is you'll be blaming me for first".

Followed closely by that same "Yes dear".

My bases are all covered.

And that doesn't usually work either.



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buickanddeere

08-15-2007 08:27:15




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to farmerjohninbpa, 08-14-2007 20:54:56  
I have two words that end every tiff, fight or heated discussion. " Yes Dear".



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rrlund

08-15-2007 06:53:57




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to farmerjohninbpa, 08-14-2007 20:54:56  
I try to avoid those little squabbles by hanging her every word. Even when she is walking around muttering to herself I ask her what she said. It's best to know these things cause I know there is gonna be a test later.



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georgeky

08-15-2007 07:48:46




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to rrlund, 08-15-2007 06:53:57  
I can't pass one of my wifes test. I can ask her to repeat something and she say's something all together different than she did to start with. I just gave up.



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georgeky

08-14-2007 23:14:10




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to farmerjohninbpa, 08-14-2007 20:54:56  
Now that right there is funny, I don't care who you are.



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Steve Crum

08-14-2007 21:19:39




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to farmerjohninbpa, 08-14-2007 20:54:56  
Day at the office... Next topic please.



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Bob

08-14-2007 20:58:45




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to farmerjohninbpa, 08-14-2007 20:54:56  
An acquaintance of mine tells this story. He was driving with his wife along in the pickup when they got into a squabble.

He stopped, took the key out of the ignition, reached over, and shut off her "passenger side" airbag, then started back on his way. As he tells it, the remainder of the trip was quite frigid.



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Fawteen - ROFLMBO!

08-15-2007 03:19:20




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to Bob, 08-14-2007 20:58:45  
I gotta remember that for the next time SWMBO's back seat driving gets on my nerves...



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dan hill

08-16-2007 04:07:12




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to Fawteen - ROFLMBO!, 08-15-2007 03:19:20  
You may get the last word but you wont be getting anything else for a while.



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Floyd A tn

08-16-2007 17:27:17




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 Re: O.T. wives and the last word in reply to dan hill, 08-16-2007 04:07:12  
What do you tell a wife with two black eyes????



Nothing she didn't listen the first two times she won't listen now.third party image

The words to set most any woman off during an arguement..... ....

OK honey you win!!!!! !



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