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730 virgil

12-29-2005 09:41:08




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we got this from a friend poor man's sercurity system go to second hand store buy a pair of mens used work boots a really big pair . put a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine . put a dog dish next to the boots ; a really big dog dish . leave a note on the door that says something like Bubba , Big Mike and i went to get more ammo
be back in a hour . don't disturb the pitbulls , they've just been wormed .

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RustyFarmall

12-29-2005 10:38:41




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 Re: o.t. funny in reply to 730 virgil, 12-29-2005 09:41:08  
Hey, it just might work. Of course if the targeted house was on wheels, and 2 trucks in the front yard were not, it would work very well.



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Harley

12-29-2005 15:52:59




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 Re: o.t. funny in reply to RustyFarmall, 12-29-2005 10:38:41  
Rusty, I think you just dropped one on me down here, but I ain't sure. I been to house warming partys that involved removing the tongue and axles, and I have had up to two non operating major appliances on the back porch, and right now there is a 1978 Dodge van up on blocks in the back lot. All it needs is a motor, transmission, three tires, battery, and radiator, and it should run right out. So I might qualify for the Redneck Guarddog theory, but I just ain't sure. Harley

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730 virgil

12-29-2005 17:05:57




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 Re: o.t. funny in reply to Harley, 12-29-2005 15:52:59  
harley i have a 1968 ih 3/4 ton pickup is not on blocks , but doesn't have brakes either i was at neighbor hood mechanic other day was saying to him that old ih ever time i want to use it i have to have somebody work on it . and all chris does is smile ( he is mechanic )



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RustyFarmall

12-29-2005 17:16:44




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 Re: o.t. funny in reply to 730 virgil, 12-29-2005 17:05:57  
As of now, I think everything in my backyard does have wheels, but the pick-up box trailer has two flats, the trash wagon has one flat, the '68 Ford 3/4 ton has two flats,and I am pretty sure the '71 Ford 1/2 ton could probably be driven to Harley's place if I would just charge the battery. We're not going to talk about the dis-assembled tractors in the shop.



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Keith-OR

12-29-2005 17:38:11




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 Re: o.t. funny in reply to RustyFarmall, 12-29-2005 17:16:44  
Rusty and Harley ,I'm not to sure your not in my back yard, only thing is my "extra equipment" is not in the back yard....:-) :-)

Keith & Shawn



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