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Tractor Trolling?

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Kansas Ed

06-27-2005 08:01:12




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A friend of mine here in the office knows I am into tractors so he stopped by to tell me a story this morning.

On saturday evening he was setting in a bar in Lenexa KS having a few drink with friends when they looked out the window and saw an old boy (in his 60's) driving his tractor down the sidewalk. As he passed the window they noticed his trowsers (both sets) were down around his ankles! They saw him go down the street, turn around, and then he made another pass back up the street.

They all got a good laugh and a few minutes later he walks in the back of the bar with his pants on, stands in the doorway, and drops trou again. As the band stopped, and everyone in the bar turned to look, he pulled them back up, and strolled through the bar. By this time the bar-tender/ bouncer was on his feet and moving toward the guy. Before he exited the front door, he dropped them one more time and mooned everyone!

I told my friend he was just Tractor Trolling!

Any similar stories out there?

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farmermatt

06-27-2005 21:23:04




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 Re: Tractor Trolling? in reply to Kansas Ed, 06-27-2005 08:01:12  
Dont forget to tell them that Lenexa is metro Kansas City, very urban.



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Coloken

06-27-2005 10:02:41




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 Re: Tractor Trolling? in reply to Kansas Ed, 06-27-2005 08:01:12  
What make of tractor? Kennyp



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Kansas Ed

06-27-2005 13:00:22




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 No reflection on the Green and Yellow Machiners, in reply to Coloken, 06-27-2005 10:02:41  
But , it was a John Deere!



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Bill(Wis)

06-27-2005 17:06:49




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 Re: No reflection on the Green and Yellow Machiner in reply to Kansas Ed, 06-27-2005 13:00:22  
But isn't every tractor in Kansas a John Deere?



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Kansas Ed

06-27-2005 18:51:11




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 Not Quite! If I had to guess... in reply to Bill(Wis), 06-27-2005 17:06:49  
I'd say 40% Deere, 20% Allis, 20% Farmall, 5% Oliver (my machines), 5% Ford, and 10% everything else. Now don't get upset with those numbers. Its just my quess!



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Mike (WA)

06-27-2005 08:16:33




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 Re: Tractor Trolling? in reply to Kansas Ed, 06-27-2005 08:01:12  
I hope not.



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Galen

06-27-2005 08:15:31




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 Re: Tractor Trolling? in reply to Kansas Ed, 06-27-2005 08:01:12  
Remind me not to bar hopping in your neck of the woods..... 8^)



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