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dave#1

05-30-2001 17:34:41
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While building my %#&^%$#& lean to on my %#*&$* barn, I augered a 1/2 dozen &%#$& holes in the ground, Of coarse one of the &#$&# holes had to be off by a $@&%$ inch or so, So, I started opening the &%#$& hole up with a big &%#$& Pinch bar and big &$%#& sledge hammer, Of coarse you know where this %$#&% story is &%#$& going!!
Yep, that's right,after swinging the &$%# sledge non stop for 50 &%#$%& swings, I missed and hit my &%#$@*^&$+^?$!!&%^ shin with the big &%#%$ sledge!!! Yep, so here I am jumping up and down yelling at the top of my lungs with words that would make a long shoreman blush!, the wife comes out and says "Are you hirt?" No!! this is my new pole barn ^%$#& dance!!! Yes I'm ^%#$& hirt!!!! At this point the the wife lets me know that I'm #1 by showing me one of her fingers and storms into the house, something tells me I'll be sleeping on the sofa tonight !
Oh well, life goes on !

later"%$@&%"dave

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bryan

01-06-2002 13:30:25
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
I's just a leg, you got another one. You got lucky this time. You could have really messed up You could have forgot to get the beer.



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bryan

01-06-2002 11:20:03
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
Dave, I'm just guesing here. I'd say that beer is a common beverage over there and If you're like me you probally quenched your thirst between post holes. This is OK. Always get help with building barns and someone to help drink the beer. With two or more people someone will always know when it's time to stop working and time to have fun and you will avoid things like hitting the shin with the sledge hammer or worse.

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Dumb Logger

05-31-2001 19:34:13
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
What kind of story you gonna tell the kid while you're sitting around comparing band-aids? Always try to set a good example for them boys,probably good thing they did'nt see dance and hear the song you was a screamin'. Thanks for sharing that Dave, gives us all a chance to offer sympathy. Hope you're up and dancing again real soon.



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Jess2N

05-31-2001 18:22:50
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
Always try out a new couch for comfort level by stretching out horizontally, never assume that by sitting on it that it will suit ALL of your needs.. LOL.. hope the grapefruit sized knot on your leg disappears soon.. Jess



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Snowplow

05-31-2001 14:38:01
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
Once I was on all fours worshiping the porcelain god after having too much fun. My wife woke up and asked me if I was sick! I said no just getting a @#$%ing drink! She turned on the vent fan and went back to bed.



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Tyler (MD)

05-31-2001 15:20:41
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 Re: Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to Snowplow, 05-31-2001 14:38:01  
LMAO,

Good one Snowplow!! I'll have to remember that.

Tyman



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Jim.UT

05-31-2001 07:40:50
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
Reminds me of my wife's cousin. Was pounding on some piece of farm equipment out in the field. Except he was trying to bend this particular piece upward. When the hammer missed it caught him in the eye. He had the blackest, bluest eye I've ever seen. A day or so later we were all sitting around visiting when this fellow's brother came in, looked at the eye and said "that's the ugliest make-up I've ever seen" to which the injured person replied "hurts when you put it on, too!"

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DaBrow

05-31-2001 06:20:31
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
If you would just stop "dancing" around I could get a better bead on you. I always go for the clean, one shot kill. Anything to help a fellow "N" owner. he,he.....DaBrow



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Salmoneye

05-31-2001 05:21:24
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
Could have just done what they do here in Vermont and lean that pole out a bit and call it good...



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Tyler (MD)

05-31-2001 03:40:12
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
dave#1,

Are you sure you got instructions on how to use that sledge?

1) Strike object here.....not here!!!

Signed,
Curly Howard



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Mountainman

05-31-2001 00:19:45
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
Pole Barn Dance — sounds like it might be real similar to a dance I did about twenty five years ago when I did the same thing. Sledgehammer hit a glancing blow and went directly into my shin. I was suprised it wasn't broken.
But the dance — the steps just seem to come naturally. And we learn then so quickly.
Hope it heals soon — not so much the shin, it will heal when it's good and ready — I'm talking about the wife's attitude. grin

This might call for something a little stronger than a 'light'.

Mountainman (CA)

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JeffCT

05-30-2001 20:50:38
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
Sorry Dave, can't shoot ya, just came back from the shootin' range.. I used up all my ammo... Now there's two of you with leg injuries in the house... Oh, boy... And you received the "salute" from the wife too!!..... NOT GOOD... Father's Day is coming up in a few weeks you should be off the sofa by then!! You're not going to hobble around and talk like Walter Brennan now, are you?? .. :>)



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We know you did it on purpose...

05-30-2001 20:36:25
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
...could not stand to see your son get all the sympathy could you? Figured it would give you a chance to lay around drinking Coors Light? Hope you're feeling better soon.:-)
Alan



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TennesseeMan

05-30-2001 20:15:20
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
Honey, cancel our Direct TV this board is alot more entertaining. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall when you were dancing around, not too mention making your bed up on the couch. HEEE! HEE! Hope you heal quickly, your tractor needs you.



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MikeC

05-30-2001 18:50:43
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
Quick! Someone throw some Repair Gel at him so he'll quit crying.



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time for some chocolates and nylons....

05-30-2001 18:40:37
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
for the wife, that is.

pole barn dance...hahahaha.

Now THAT's funny... :-)

get well soon!

Dave 50 8n



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Dr. Mikey, RPh. (DVM?)

05-30-2001 18:28:04
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
Rx-
I prescribe 2 tylenol (Acetaminophen) w/ 4 milligrams of Codeine backed up w/ a 6 pack of Coors light.

If it don't kill the pain, at least you won't know!

Mikey



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Tyler (MD)

05-30-2001 18:16:08
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  

Boo who!!!!!

:-)

Tyman



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Dave Smith OH, OH a bad day

05-30-2001 18:05:14
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
Better place chairs by the side of the couch so you dont fall out of bed.



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so thats where the #1 came from....swavo

05-30-2001 17:57:31
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
thanks for sharing,this is way better than tv!



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JimNC ( Here this will make it all better)

05-30-2001 17:53:19
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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  

Hope this helps.



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Mike NAA36663

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 Re: $%##%$$ !!!!!- Shoot me in reply to dave#1, 05-30-2001 17:34:41  
One of my uncles did the same thing, only on the job and he broke his leg. Had to go to the hospital and was helped by a rookie nurse who was not very careful handling his broken leg. As he was telling his story, I think he used the exact language (even in the hospital, until they got a different nurse).
Heal fast and may you have a comfortable couch.
Mike NAA36663



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