Posted by Jiles on April 06, 2011 at 20:21:46 from (71.207.210.109):
An old woman purchased a parrot with a bad cursing vocabulary. She was warned by the pet shop owner but decided she could stop the bad habit.
The first word out of the parrot's beak came when she arrived home. She scolded the bad bird and put it in the refrigerator for an hour. The bird was taken out and eventually warmed up enough to apologize. All went well for a few days and then it happened again. She put the bird in the freezer this time and after one hour she set it out to thaw.
After several attempts to talk, the old lady finally figured out what the words were-------
What did that turkey say?
This post was edited by Jiles at 20:36:29 04/06/11.
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