And you now know how lucky that you are that you did not follow through with that one? I find that if you do such a thing, that its best to do it when they are in bed sound asleep and snoring with their backs to you. Then you reach down, and right in the fanny...ZAP!!! You of course start screaming "Whats the matter, whats going on" as you reach over to turn the light on as though you had nothing to do with her flopping around on the floor like a fish out of water. And its best to hide the stunner under the matress before she comes to, because when she does come to, you don't want to be lying there with it in your hands, unless you tell her that you were dreaming that she was a burglar and...ZAP!!! Just one of the mny reasons that I am no longer married.
You didn't say though. When you came to were your neighbors and some ambulance guys looking down at you? They always are when I do that to myself.
Over at YouTube, if you type in "Couple pranks each other", and then choose the video of "How to wake up your hot girlfriend with a fake head", its pretty funny. The language gets racey when she wakes up and sees the fake head though, so I won't link it here. Funny stuff though.
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