I had a friend in the eighth grade. He had dismantled a ball point pen, and was absentmindedly twisting the spring between his lips during class. You guessed it - somehow he screwed it into his lips and sewed them together. Our eighth grade teacher had NO sympathy for stupidity, and told him to simply unscrew it. He wore it around the whole noon hour, and finally did unscrew it. I can't believe he could actually twist/thread it into his skin without feeling lots of pain. I've heard the expression "numb n*ts" - how about "numb lips"?
Sometimes it's funny - like the time one of my brothers buddies flopped his butt into the back seat of his Studebaker coupe and lodged a treble hook of a Jitterbug bass plug in his rear end. Bad part of the story was the hook was also lodged in the seat cover, effectively pinning him to the back seat. Not much room for surgery in the back seat of a Studebaker coupe.
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