Posted by kruser on February 18, 2010 at 17:30:14 from (75.145.182.121):
From oldblu - not related to old
A doctor in Duluth, Mn wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he said to his assistant "Ole, I'm goin fishin tommorow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of all my patients.
Yes Sir - answers Ole The doctor goes fishing and returns the next day.
He asks: So Ole: How was your day?
Ole told him he took care of three patients. The first one had had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol.
Bravo mate: and the second one? The second one had a stomach burning and I gave him Maalox.
Bravo,Bravo! You're realy good at this. And the third patient?
Sir, I was sitting there and a woman comes through the door. Like a flame, she undresses herself including her panties and lies down on the table.
HELP ME! I haven't seen a man in over two years.
"Tunderin Lard Yeezus", Ole, what did you do, asked the doctor?
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