Posted by DH in Carolina on June 08, 2009 at 09:51:10 from (207.144.236.137):
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching. So she decided to place an ad in the local newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job, one a drunk and the other was gay. She thought long and hard about it and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, fiquring it would be safer to have him around the house instead of the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours with her every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked and the ranch was doing well. Then one day, the ranchers widow said to the hired hand:"You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand agreeded and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, found the ranchers widow sitting by the fire place with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "unbutton my blouse and take it off", she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with tremling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said:" If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you are fired.
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