Posted by kruser on March 27, 2009 at 17:13:20 from (75.145.182.121):
2 blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench, and one blonde asks the other: Which is farther away.... Florida or the moon? The other blonde - Hellooooooooooo, Can you see Florida?
A blonde pushes her BMW into a service station. She tells the mechanic it had died. After a few minutes, it was idling smoothly. She says, what's the story? Mechanic replies just crap in the carburator. She asks - How often do I have to do that?
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her politely for her drivers license. She replies in a huff - I wish you guys would get you act together. Just yesterday, you took my license away and then today you expect me to show it to you?
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the other side. "Yoo-Hoo" she shouts. How can I get to the other side? The other blonde shouts back - you ARE on the other side of the river.
That's all for now, and yes my wife is blonde fading to gray!
We sell tractor parts! We have the parts you need to repair your tractor - the right parts. Our low prices and years of research make us your best choice when you need parts. Shop Online Today. [ About Us ]
Today's Featured Article - The Revival of a John Deere Combine - by The Red, John Fritz. For several years I had been driving by a farm house on the west side of Indianapolis that had a John Deere combine parked in high weeds in a lot behind the house. The gentleman no longer farmed because the entire area was developed with housing and light industry. I had stopped several times and knocked on the door but no one would answer. My curiosity was up and I wanted to contact the owner. I wanted to see what he planned to do with the combine.
... [Read Article]
Latest Ad:
For sale Farmall super A tractor is complete and has just been setting for awhile,it was running when pulled out of the barn,shouldn’t take to much to get it going asking 1100.00
[More Ads]
All Rights Reserved. Reproduction of any part of this website, including design and content, without written permission is strictly prohibited. Trade Marks and Trade Names contained and used in this Website are those of others, and are used in this Website in a descriptive sense to refer to the products of others. Use of this Web site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy
TRADEMARK DISCLAIMER: Tradenames and Trademarks referred to within Yesterday's Tractor Co. products and within the Yesterday's Tractor Co. websites are the property of their respective trademark holders. None of these trademark holders are affiliated with Yesterday's Tractor Co., our products, or our website nor are we sponsored by them. John Deere and its logos are the registered trademarks of the John Deere Corporation. Agco, Agco Allis, White, Massey Ferguson and their logos are the registered trademarks of AGCO Corporation. Case, Case-IH, Farmall, International Harvester, New Holland and their logos are registered trademarks of CNH Global N.V.
