Posted by FORD MAN on March 30, 1998 at 02:26:37:
In Reply to: Alien Returns Tractor posted by Vice Admiral Kleenzdunc on March 29, 1998 at 21:40:47:
: To set the record straight, we of the planet Zyronius wish to file the following report and inquiry: It is correct that we beamed aboard one 4 wheeled, petroleum fueled device reportedly used by Earth men to achieve bankruptcy. Tests conducted by our engineers indicated that this device was able to produce only enough horsepower to move itself without a load. By the way, what does the Earth letters F O R D on this device mean?
WARNING---do not turn the thing we call a key-
if you should start the engine the massive amount
of power that a ford produces will pull your
ship out of orbit-- a few on earth have not yet
learned this-- you should return this machine and
get one with much less power-- start with a green
one [like your sister] then work up to a red one
these are a good start for the real machines