doug in illinois said: (quoted from post at 23:01:08 03/12/09) Time for a little humor back on the forum.
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A marriage counselor is giving a talk to a roomful of older couples on the role s*x plays in happy marriages. Asks all the men to think of how often they have s*x. Sees one guy in his 70's with a slight smile and asks "How often do you have s*x?" Man says "Once a month". Not bad, says the counselor. Sees a guy in his 60s smiling a little broader and asks same thing. Guy replies "Once a week". Pretty good, says the counselor. Then he spots a guy in his 80's grinning from ear to ear with a sparkle in his eye. Asks him and gets the response "Once a year". Puzzled, he asks "Why are you smiling so broadly". Guy replies "Tonights the nite".
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